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awww sheet

1)when you are sledding down a hill on a sheet and your best friend is on top of you you yell

2)when ditching school with your best friend and driving a car illegally without a liscense and you almost get into a car accident you say...

3) when driving around town at night in a taxi to go to a drug deal and your getting chased by your best friends father cuz she just got caught by her dad breaking out of her house and you just escaped a near arrest experience with the cops and her dad chases you into the movie theatre and you run past your lover you yell...
awww sheet melissa i almost got hit by a car

aww sheet theirs your dad

awww sheet are those the cops

awww sheet we cant pay the taxi driver

aww sheet was that my lover....is my hair okay?
by yoursupermaketwithaheart June 11, 2010
mugGet the awww sheetmug.

Dryer Sheet

A person who clings to someone or something like a dryer sheet does to clothes fresh out of the dryer. These people are normally new somewhere and are trying to make friends or are younger kids.
Sally: This kid keeps following me around all day, he wont leave me alone.

Billy: That kids a real dryer sheet
by True inventor of this word January 14, 2011
mugGet the Dryer Sheetmug.

monkey sheet

it is alway fun with monkey sheet
by bill murry March 27, 2004
mugGet the monkey sheetmug.

Shit The Sheets

When someone let's a fart in bed
Chad : Wow Alyssa I can't believe im naked in your bed!

Alyssa : Oh Chad caress my hair and fuck my pussy!
Chad : Oh Baby! (Splat)
Alyssa : Did you just Shit The Sheets?
Chad : Yeah I had some taco bell for lunch! Now let's spread those legs! (Splat) (Splat)
Alyssa : GROSS! GO TO THE BATHROOM!
Chad : No time im going to fuck your pussy! (Splat) (Splat) (Spalt)
Alyssa : OH MY GOD GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED RIGHT NOW!
Chad : FINE! Ahhhhh! (Splat) Ahhhhh!
Alyssa : OH MY GOD YOU JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY BED!

Chad : Yeah I guess you could say I just Shit On The Sheets! LATER BITCH!
Alyssa : YOU BASTARD YOU DIRTY BASTARD!

Chad : (Splat)
by SlopNChop March 4, 2019
mugGet the Shit The Sheetsmug.

Sep Sheet

An annoying kid in your math class. (Like when your teacher tells you to do the work on a separate sheet of paper)
Girl "The kid i s such a Sep Sheet!"
by YourwelcomeSophie April 11, 2011
mugGet the Sep Sheetmug.

Street Sheet

extremely lame item that we put on the promotional table when we have no premiums, highlighting the radio station's activity.
We have nothing to give out at events; guess I'll make some street sheets
by abelicious January 12, 2009
mugGet the Street Sheetmug.

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