shat dack

When you have anal sex with a woman and get her diarrhea on your penis.

Bob: "Dude, Jenny gave me a total shat dack last night."
Jim: "I'd still tap that ass."

Guy1: "You're such a shat dack."
Guy2: "Isn't that when you get shat on your dack?"

by pocketpotato April 12, 2014

Phat Shat

In the game Overwatch, when you hit more than 1 enemy with Reinhardt's ultimate Earthshatter, you exclaim Phat Shat

Man I had the most phat shat last night.

by geekzoid June 14, 2018

back shat

The result of a massive shit taken in one's pants, where the amount of poop is so much that it has nowhere to go but out the top. Typically happens to babies in diapers but it is also known to have occurred with fat, drunk bitches who can't get out of pants that are too tight in time to take a shit.

Person 1: What's all that brown stuff coming out of that chick's pants?

Person 2: I think she just back shat herself.

by The Hot Karl January 1, 2011

pop a shat

When you have to take a shit and there is nowhere to go so you have to pop a squat but take a shit instead.

The other night James was on his drive home and suddenly had to take a shit. To avoid shitting in his pants, not to mention his car, he pulled over to pop a shat.

by Charles Quinn May 23, 2007

Shat Attack

A game in which players attempt to defecate in the funniest place.

That summer camp was bomb, but only because Willy Shat Attack the lifeguard tower.

by Jonathon M. Coatsworth January 1, 2009

Shat Attack

Any time when William Shatner is on screen and delivers an awesome line to a lady.

Dude, did you see TJ Hooker the other day? That blonde chick got straight Shat Attacked!

by Tryard December 18, 2008

shit-shat

A phrase usedd to confuse someone, it originated from the french pronounciation of 'chit-chat'.

Said to Louis: 'take a break, have a shit-shat'
The girls meant: 'relax, have a chit-chat'

by Guns don't kill people October 25, 2010