shat on 

1) Talk shit about

2) Talk crap about
3) Be dog about

Person 1: I love apples!
Person 2: I hate apples lol they suck they are the worst fruit ever
Person 1: Wow, you just shat on my favourite fruit

shat on by welcometonewyork November 1, 2014

Shat The Bath

The act of letting your colleagues/parents/partner/friends/children down by making a fool of yourself in any one of thousands of everyday tasks or sporting endeavours.

'So, Tiger, all you had to do was pitch the ball on the green and tap in for a birdie but it looks like you've ended up in the heavy fescue at the back!'

'Yeah, I've pretty much shat the bath right there'

Shat The Bath by Chabbs September 30, 2011

shat trick

From sports lingo, a shat trick is pooping 3 times in one day.

That Mexican I ate last night didn't sit well. Counting the cock a doodle poo and the two times at work, I got a shat trick today.

shat trick by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006

shat ap 

VERB: To tell a co-worker that they need to stop talking; derivative of "shut up" localized to Santa Barbara region of California

Kelly told me that "expiry" was a real word, so I told her to shat ap!

shat ap by daxterg November 19, 2007

Shat Minding 

Something so impressive, it's no longer Mind Shattering, but Mind Shatting. Then it becomes even more impressive that the words are reversed, thus becoming "Shat Minding"

Those who have Shat Minding abilities:

He-Man, Master of the Universe
Optimus Prime
Spider Man
Pikachu
Goku
Master Chief
Marcus Fenix

Ex of a word:

Person 1: DUUDEEE!!! Did you hear that there's gonna be a remake of Halo???

Person 2: Shat Minding man, shat minding

Shat Minding by Mr. Yellowed October 23, 2011

Shat Pipe

A happy place to go to when you need to take a Shart

Go to your shat pipe now

Shat Pipe by Diarrhea doctor. November 23, 2019

Shat meself 

Absolutely exquisite way to inform your peers of your self-defecation. Scottish people are more likely to use this sentence

Person 1: I poo'd myself
Person 2: Ew you're disgusting

Person 3: I shat meself
Person 4: Lets go to my place

Shat meself by cadenza-urb December 20, 2021