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Severus Snape

My own hot bitch of a personal lap-warmer!
Severus Snape is my sexy lap-dog.
by *The one who stole his virtue* October 22, 2003
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Seaver

To be pro at everything at a higher level than daristaul, warning: this may generate such massive levels of jealousy that suicide is most likely to occur.
Dam, your so seaver at that game, O SHIT did that guy just kill himself?
by Bloodfury November 18, 2009
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severe malkie

The art of slashing someones face with a blade or sharp cutting implement.
wee goagsy wiz gittin battered oafy the big yin till he pulled a chib oot eez poakit nd gave um the severe malkie
by big_g April 23, 2006
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seeralan

a fucked up yute that breaks his trust and cuts off real ones as soon as he gets a little social boost that wont last a month🙏🙏
friends ~ “oh hey how are you?”
seeralans ~ “good xoxo you’re the best!”
(a week later)
friends ~ “heyyy what u doin!”
seeralans ~ “shut the fuck up stupid slag go suck dick stupid bitch
by y_c.liz April 18, 2023
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the screen savers

The Screen Savers was an hour-and-30-minute long program on TechTV.
The hosts were Patrick Norton and Leo Laporte. They were joined by Martin Sargent, who did Site of the Night, Morgan Webb,and who did the Mac and Windows tips. Megan Morrone, Kevin Rose, Dan Huard handled calls and the website and stuff. Yoshi(real name Josh), modded everything he could get his hands on. There was also some red-headded chick but I can't remember her name.

The show's last 30 minutes were chopped away. The set was changed 3 times, and relocated to Los Angeles, then changed two more times. Morgan went on to co-host X-Play(formerly Extended Play), Megan had a child, Martin went off to host his own show, and Leo took over as host Call for Help.

This left Patrick and Kevin as hosts. When TechTV was bought, everything was moved to Los Angeles. Patrick and Yoshi decided to stay back in San Diego. Segment Producer Sarah Lane joined Kevin as host. After the set change, Alex Albrecht and Kevin Rose hosted and Sarah just did stuff off to the side. Alex leaves to do other entertainment stuff and is replaced with Kevin Pereira.

The show is renamed to Attack of the Show and the set is changed again. Kevin Rose leaves to host a download-only show. The only original Screen Saver left on G4TechTV is Morgan Webb.

At the time this was typed. Attack of the Show has had two guests co-hosts. There will be five more co-hosts until one is finally chosen.
I downloaded the Desert Combat mod to play in Thursday's LAN party..POWERED BY NVIDIA.
by Parkin' Lot Pimpin' July 23, 2008
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Severna Park

A poor man's Laguna Beach. It's a pretty nice place to live; a nice family town on a really nice river. It's an all-white, preppy, conservative haven. Michael Jordan almost moved there. Pat Sajak does. The Bawltimer Ravens owner lives here and graduated from SPHS. That brings up the worst thing about SP - It's a suburb of Bawltimer.

So, unfortunately for the kids that grow up there, even though they think it's the hottest place ever, it's far, far from being the ultimate rich white la-la-land that they would have you believe. To say that it pales in comparison to Beverly Hills, Laguna Beach, Highland Park (Dallas), Greenwich, Westchester, etc. is a gross understatement.

But, hey, if you've been sentenced to life in Bawltimer, then Severna Park is the best place to be. Sorry, but Bawltimer County is WAY too Jewish. ;)
Hott pretty blonde girl from SP - "Like, I totally live in the kitschyest place in the world"

Me - "No way, I'm from Beverly Hills too"

Hott preppy blonde girl from SP - "Umm, no sorry, but I was like talking about Severna Park?"

Me - "Has anyone ever told you that you'd look absolutely amazing on camera?"
by Rick Salomon September 20, 2005
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Tom Seaver

The great Met pitcher, whose dick the guy who wrote definition # 1 would love to suck.
The guy who wrote definition # 1 would love to suck Tom Seaver's dick.
by ICSHialeah August 22, 2009
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