Masshole Summit

Tourists from Massachusetts to Portland Maine are often faced with the maze of one-way roads on non-parallel roadways. As the end destination is usually the Promenade at the top of the hill, many a Masshole has given up in frustration and driven up the hill going the wrong way on one of the smaller residential roads. The trepidation seen in these cars mimics an adventurer reaching a summit. The nickname resulted.

"Don't take that road, I saw someone turn onto it from the other end. Though you can if you wanna watch another one complete the Masshole Summit."

by justsomerandomdude123585346 July 11, 2018

Yo Semite

1. A common greeting in old Williamsburg usually exchanged between Jews or Arabs.

2. Something a fucking moron says when he's reading the teleprompter and has never heard of one of America's most spectacular National Parks.

by Patrick August 4, 2020

when they gaze upon Yo Semite -- YO-se-min-NIGHT's towering sequoias, their love of country grows

by Habibullah August 4, 2020

Yo-Semites

A group of lemmings who blindly follow Donald Trump at every turn.

Donald exposed his shitty anus to the world but his Yo-Semites quickly rushed to wipe it.

by NoNeckDude August 4, 2020

Yo-Semite

Another genius invention of Donald Trump, although not as genius as covfefe.
Yo-Semite! is a friendly way to greet your Jewish neighbour, however, use it with caution since you'll probably get a few weird looks.

Yo-Semite! how are ya, dear neighbour?

by TheAlmightyOneYHWH August 8, 2020

false summit

When you think you’re done pooping, but go to wipe and there’s more

I thought I was done shitting but I hit the false summit!

by JLese October 6, 2020

G2 Summit

together time for lovers friends mates.
everything the mind is capable of is allowed, there are no lyrics too explicit, no gestures too illicit
can be held in two, three or more languages to extend vocabulary volume
only rule: show some love man!

"I always look forward to our G2 Summit"
"This years G2 Summit was cancelled due to pandemic restrictions"
"We kissed on our 86th G2 Summit!"

by Krkič January 1, 2021

Anti-sammite

Someone who hates Sammy Hagar.

Roth era only fans think Sammy Hagar destroyed Van Halen and that he couldn't write good songs and wasn't a good singer. They are total Anti-Sammites. Anti-sammitism is a sin against Van Halen itself.

by ALEX VAN HALEN January 13, 2021