Lover of Scrumpy Jack and, more importantly, Swan (aka Swannikins.
Usually found in or around Tiscali's #ukquiz chatroom and sometimes in the chat forum.
Usually found in or around Tiscali's #ukquiz chatroom and sometimes in the chat forum.
by scrumpyjill October 17, 2004
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by Droppa September 3, 2005
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The result of either; the ingestion of a laxative spiked beverage, or cheap whiskey that results in abnormally swampy and stinky discharge that feels as if it was being removed from the anus by a sump pump.
by justinjoshkelly October 31, 2007
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by royalblueregeths January 22, 2008
Get the stumpy mug.Scumpoof is derived from the word scumbag and poof. A scumpoof is a gay scumbag! Originated from a gay forum user called scumbag on Pattaya Forums.
by LaaMok September 25, 2009
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Sebastian: “Work was alright, I even got some scumpassion with a nice braud.”
Josh: “hahaha that’s my boy! Good work El Baño!”
Sebastian: “Work was alright, I even got some scumpassion with a nice braud.”
Josh: “hahaha that’s my boy! Good work El Baño!”
by Scumbastian October 23, 2011
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by xX541Xx January 1, 2012
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