Scrollmate

A companion with whom one can lamp anywhere in any state of health, mind or dress and peacefully go into a scrolling trance on your respective phones without anyone getting jealous, suspicious, impatient, or butthurt.

Last night my scrollmate Black Sam and I just sat around hi af for 3 hrs staring at our phones, occasionally showing each other shit but mostly just going down our own personal rabbit holes.

Its so relaxing to just stare at my phone in peace without getting shit about who I'm talking to or what I'm looking at, and yet to not be lonely and to occasionally look up and see my scrollmate, also staring intensely at their phone.

by H3$$HA April 18, 2017

double scroll

When you're quickly scrolling through your Facebook news feed on a smart phone and catch a quick glance of a picture of what might be an attractive member of the opposite sex, you scroll back up. Like a digital double-take.

I saw my man double scroll when Facebook recommended some hoe to be his friend!

by bratina86 June 13, 2014

Scrolling

The word otherwise used in real life as rolling, but on the internet, when messed up, on fire, etc., you are scrolling.

Shit, I just killed 2 guys on counterstrike on a pill of Exctasy, I am scrolling.

by Biff Justice November 11, 2005

scroll

Ye who attracts schoolgirls.
The Japanese Schoolgirl lord.

He is scroll, the Japanese school girls love him

by scroll January 11, 2004

Scrollsmash

Scrollsmash is when you randomly scroll your screen fast on FB or Instagram then automatically finger stop to select who you attempt to smash. 😂😂 (I’m married so I don’t but you could)

FRIEND#1 “I have such a hard time finding the right girl....breakup after breakup after breakup...😥”

FRIEND#2 “Maybe your meeting the wrong people, the WRONG way ...... try my SCROLLSMASH technique”

by Treebonics June 30, 2018

Scrollin

Scrollin - A confusing term coined by certain parties in a managerial / supervisory role to desribe what they perceive to be a lack of work. When in actual fact the party in question is digesting critical information used to make successful Sales Pitches.

Hey Walker ! Stop Scrollin' and get on with some work !

by Factual Phil October 8, 2008

scrolleosis

The condition that occurs after using your mouse too much, causing your fingers to cramp.

"I had to photoshop her face for three hours until my hand got scrolleosis."

by professorevil August 27, 2009