hop skitchin

When one is so good at hop scotch they can do it fast and with dance moves.

Man, you ain't even hop scotchin' anymore. You hop Skitchin.

Or

I was Hop Skitchin' all ova your bitch ass.

by Nick Nackin January 30, 2008

Pap Scratching

Adj: A moment in time whereby a member of the unwashed masses will begin to furiously rub themselves against a female's "lady bits" quite often leading to friction burns or a possible fire hazard. This episode will inevitably lead to a pap smear to rule out possible infectious agents.

Joanne: God i've an awful case of the pap scratchings
Deedee: Would you like me to rub some ointment on the affected area?

by Superlicks February 9, 2010

stroller snatching

the act of taking the baby out of the stroller and putting it on the ground and stealing the stroller while the baby cries.

Chris: Hey Collin! do you wanna go stroller snatching after school?
Collin: hell yeah! i wanna kick the baby as we leave
Chris: no Collin no kicking

by Chris W.S. Thug Life Romero November 18, 2011

binge scratching

Continually buying and scratching scratch tickets, despite loosing hundreds of dollars.

lottery addiction binge scratching

by crazyjoe321 October 18, 2013

tongue scratching

when you sneak pubic hairs on someone food. most commonly in their sandwich.

when I worked at mcdonalds, me and my co workers would do some tongue scratching when we were bored

by billy baby 333 March 9, 2020

Thought-smithing

Spending time and effort curating a thought or series of thoughts.

Husband: "I am thinking about building the kids a treehouse."
Wife: "We don't have any suitable trees and you are not very good at construction."
Husband: "I know, I am thought-smithing the idea to find a viable solution."

by KnightSmithJones March 21, 2021

Will Smithing

A sexual act between consenting adults where the one partner slaps the face of the other partner and then sits down and yells "Get my dick in your mother fucking mouth".

Dude 1 - She seems open to a little S&M.

Dude 2 - Oh yeah, we do a little Will Smithing to mix it up a bit and keep it exciting.

by Spudsy G April 8, 2022