Rocket Science

A phrase used by people too stupid to know that rocketry is an engineering discipline and not a science at all.

Manager: "Can't you do anything right? It's not rocket science!"

Worker: "Actually, rocketry is an engineering discipline."

Manager: "You're fired."

by Chelonian November 30, 2010

science juice

A mixture of juice and energy drink, containing all the minerals and vitamins needed for the human body to survive. Can be used as the only source of energy for the body as it contains everything the body needs, at least so it appears on the nutrition facts labels. The lack of proteins and non-important minerals such as calcium are usually treated with pizzas and fast food, tho it has been proven to be possible and somewhat healthy to purely live on science juice.

Oh Josh spent two nighs up with no sleep playing darkeden and drinking science juice.

by Mike Swordfish March 17, 2011

Sciencegasm

The portmanteau of the words Science (from Latin Scire "know") and Orgasm (from Greek orgasmos "excitement, swelling"), is the sudden discharge of accumulated scientific excitement during reading, viewing or participating in scientific activities, resulting in rhythmic muscular contractions in the pelvic region characterized by intellectual and sexual pleasure.

Upon activation of the Large Hadron Collider, Jane and John were overcome with sciencegasms watching as the results came.

by Thorned Rose July 1, 2015

scapenig

The coolest fucking group of people you will ever meet. Usually an offensive group. Most play RuneScape. Can be a female or male.

Man I just met the most bad-ass person ever. She was a true scapenig!

by Scapenig December 26, 2018

Scapegatling

Revolving door-rapid turnover of employees in a Corporate atmosphere, exhibiting utmost incompetence in the capacities of the CEO- Turtle Post by giving the boot instead of accepting his/ her fumbles. Allegory to a fusilade of rapid mortar firee.g Gatling gun behavior.

The CEO was so incompetent that her internal remedial demeanor was constant Scapegatling on the best personnel she had.

by Quixote February 8, 2019

scief

A scammer and a thief. Typically used if someone scammed to steal something.

Yusuf scammed me and took my wallet. That scief

by rajt17 December 21, 2019

Science legs (arms)

Used to describe skinny, often pale limbs.

Whoa. Did you see the Science legs (arms) on Bill Nye in that video!

-or-
Look at that nerdy white boy, swing his science arms around, pretending he can dance.

by Nice501s June 15, 2020