schmuckadooka

an uncomfortable bunching of clothing (mainly undergarments) in one's rump. May occur as a result of one pulling someone's underwear up between the buttocks as a form of bullying or practical joking.

Aww man....after sitting for so long I've got a HUGE schmuckadooks that I just need to pick ASAP.
I think my pants are too tight because I keep getting schmuckadooka's.

by aminder October 20, 2007

Schmuckling

The act of cupping your balls while masturbating.

My balls are quite sore from schmuckling lastnight.

by Aloggie September 25, 2011

schmuck

An arrogent bastard or just a stupid individual.

Schmuck derived means stupid fuck.

Your about as dumb as a doorknob. Quit being a schmuck and man up.

by TheSchm0 March 15, 2010

Schluck

A term used to describe hair which has been gelled or greased too flat.

-"Man you hair is schluck!"
-"Yeah? I put a whole tub of BrylCream in it"

by Seb-Sta June 27, 2007

Schnuckster

A schnuckster is somebody who is stealthy in his or her ways. They're cunning and nobody really likes them.

I didn't even know he took my bologna sandwich! That Mark is such a schnuckster.

by sunnyjune December 15, 2007

Schmucking around

goofing off, wasting time

Stop schmucking around! There's work to do!

by N Wilgus October 17, 2008

schmucklehead

noun: Schmuck+Knucklehead

1) One who jokes around, but in a douchy kinda way...

2) One who puts puts laughter over anothers well being

1)He's passed out, you can draw on him, but dont use the permanent marker, unless you want to be a schmucklehead

2)Would you schmuchleheads quit stuffin poop under my car door handle!

by Jew-bacca October 11, 2011