schumats

dollars, money, ie: "bucks"

That guy makes big schumats (a lot of money).

by Gaetano 519 October 18, 2007

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Schumbo

A word that can replace any other word when a person cannot remember what they wanted to say. Usually in a context where the second party in which you are speaking with assumes they know what you are talking about.

Yesterday I went to....uh....you know,..Schumbo.

Dude, so yesterday when I was with that girl, we totally schumboed.

Person 1: Where is my binder that you borrowed?
Person 2: Oh ya, it's over.....schumbo.

by Wankandooodle October 28, 2011

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Schrutebucks

Fictional currency used on The Office U.S. by Dwight Schrute in the episode "The Job". They are used as a motivational tool. The ratio of Schrutebucks to Stanley Nickels is equal to the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns. A Schrutebuck is equal to 1/100 to a cent. 1000 Schrutebucks can be exchanged for an extra 5 minutes of your lunch break.

Dwight Schrute: You have been awarded one Schrutebuck for visiting my beet farm yesterday.
Employee: Only 320 Schrutebucks away from my 5 minute lunch break!

by onetwothreefunkytown September 5, 2016

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schume

Verb. "To schume" refers to the act of inserting multiple tampons at the same time, to accommodate your cavernous, gaping vagina.

"Amy had to buy lots of extra tampons, because she was a schumer."

by J_Brisby June 11, 2022

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daniel schumaker

A guy who cheats on his girlfriend with a chick that is far more interesting and wishes he could be with her instead

A liar who dricks bud light all day everyday

Don't believe Daniel Schumaker he is a great liar.

Daniel Schumaker is buying more beer and fighting with his baby mama.

by Gotemcowboy February 3, 2018

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