Schrodinger’s Cat

An thought experiment that attempts to illustrate the problem of the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics. A cat waits at the front door, asking for it to be opened. When the door is opened, the cat remains seated in place. The cat wishes to be both outside and inside, but cannot exist as both at the same time.
Schrodinger’s Cat is a pain in the ass.
“Whoah dude, have you heard of string theory?”
“Yeah, I have a Schrödinger’s cat at home. She is always trying to apply quantum superposition.”
by Helpimlearning October 25, 2020
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Schrodingers dumbass

Someone who says something really stupid and decides if he was joking or not based on the reactions around them.
by RhythmDude March 12, 2024
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schrodinger's criminal

One who makes criminal statements, particularly suggesting committing a crime, attempting a crime or otherwise endorsing a crime to be committed, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not.
The president, playing schrodinger's criminal, said voters could send a mail ballot and then try to vote in-person to see if the mail ballot was tabulated.
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Schrodinger's Aim

A joking term in video gaming. Said to someone or to oneself when their shooting accuracy is somehow both deadly accurate and extremely abysmal at random times throughout a game round or session.
"Bro, how are you somehow getting major kill streaks and making some of the worst shots I've ever seen in my life right now?"
"I don't know, man. I have Schrodinger's Aim tonight."
by Dexen Xeptar December 01, 2024
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Schrodinger's girlfriend

When she is your girlfriend and not your girlfriend simultaneously
She is my Schrodinger's girlfriend
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Schrodinger's DILF

A term used for attractive older men if you're not sure if they're fathers or not (used when you're unsure if a person is a real DILF)
A: "Woah! Mr.Jones is a daddy"
B: "we're not sure if he's an actual dad though..."
A: "Well he's a Schrodinger's DILF then ,there's a chance he has kids and there's a chance he doesn't"
A: "Besides he looks like a Dad so I'll still use the term Daddy"
by MinheZSCREAMMMMMMMMMS May 19, 2021
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schrodingers soup

A. The state of which cereal is to be, or not to be a soup

B. When a someone is eating another person's ass out and person 1 releases blowout diarrhea into person 2's mouth.
A. "That meal was a Schrodingers Soup type thing... I couldn't tell if it was soup or a stew or what, but it was damn good"

B. Dude this hot chick last night served me some fresh Schrodingers Soup!
by CamSilvy July 20, 2023
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