schanderl

bitch of a name that’s always misspelled for shandler or schindler (dk how)
people w this name often say they have german heritage (they probably do) like it’s a trait to have
they’re also very hot and tend to be amazing kissers mwah
if u don’t have this name u can’t call urself alternative. (jk <3)

boy1: what’s that girl’s name
boy2: oh that’s that schanderl girl she’s so hot
girl1: oof ikr

by bigtittygothfairy January 14, 2021

schraden

A fucking dumbass

This guy is a complete Schraden

by RandiRites January 18, 2021

schadenfreude

pleasure derived from someone else's downfall

when she fell and broke her neck, i felt nothing but schadenfreude

by m3nt4lly$icK February 6, 2021

Schadenfreude

pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune.

"a business that thrives on schadenfreude"

by stop_pleasefortheloveofgodstop February 9, 2021

Schnads

A portmanteau composed of nads (gonads) and shmee/shmeat (penis). Balls

I got kicked right in the schnads by Brad yesterday

by Spun Out Wook May 14, 2021

Schadenfraud

#SchadenfraudSyndrome. That feeling that you're smarter than someone suffering from the consequences of their own actions, while knowing it's only a matter of time before you're castigated for your own.

See also "Impostor Syndrome"

The downside of #Schadenfreude.

"She laughed at Trumps's shoes, until in a moment of sweaty schadenfraud, she realized she'd dragged a trail of soiled toilet paper all the way up the stairs."

by procrastina... June 7, 2021

Schadendorphin

1: the euphoric feeling upon finding another experienced the consequences of their own arrogance; 2: experiencing embarrassingly inappropriate joy over another's comeuppance.

The schadendorphins I felt when the anti-vaxxer got sick were amazing!

by monkey3029a August 14, 2021