Schekels

A highly infectious diseas, that causes one to lack causes one to Damascus the math skills needed to succeed in life.

I had schekels last year, therefore I lack the skills when trying to learn some quality mathematics.

by Math enthusiasts May 5, 2015

Alois Schicklgruber

Alois is a massive chad (in fact almost the defenition) and the father to an extraordinary fighter, Adolphus. Alois was so much of an alpha male that he even married a girl to fall in love with another only for the first to be left dead so Alois was allowed to marry the other girl he was in a relationship with. Alois was so alpha that when his second wife was sickening and dying, he impregnated his very own cousin!

Alois Schicklgruber is such a chad, I wish I was like his son.

by trog platano drip2hard October 27, 2020

schechter

A private school where spoiled Jewish kids come to learn.

1: what school do you go to?
2: a private school. you probably haven't heard of it.
1: oh, you mean schechter?

by Jamieee September 10, 2008

Sheckells

a grotesque growth on ones back. characterized as a scaley tile like substance dripping with goo. only possibilities of growth are on the filthiest of mammals.

mike did not shower for a month and due to the horribly unclean state of his home he contracted sheckells on his upper back.

by Hoovnasty December 16, 2009

Schmecks

n. an ancient and mysterious word discovered in 1903 by Welsh anthropologists. The meaning of the word is unclear, but scholars have made assumptions from it's pronunciation.

1. The act of sexual intercourse

2. A cheap form of candy
OR
3. A combination of the two, cheap sex.

Ex 1- Guy: Man, I need the schmecks

Ex 2- Girl: I'm really craving some schmecks

Ex 3- Prostitute: Hey baby, you lonely? I got the schmecks you need.

by ikeapsychology March 23, 2012

schmeckin

kissing and fondling

the couple was schmeckin in the hall way

by girlie girl September 20, 2003

Schlecked

Verb;

To be completely and utterly destroyed by two long-faced Luxembourgers.

While riding the Ventoux, we got Schlecked.

I got Schlecked!

I didn't get hosed, I got Schlecked.

During our bike race, two brothers came along and Schlecked us!

by Btown_Cutters July 25, 2009