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Posh wank scam

When you give yourself a posh wank but the condom rips right at the top and your cum goes everywhere.
Joe: Yesterday I gave myself a posh want but when right when I had finished I experienced a posh wank scam.
Dave: Damn dude! Your cum must have gone everywhere!
by HustleMeister August 14, 2017
mugGet the Posh wank scammug.
Here are a list of things to do if you get scammed:
tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
tell ur pet rock
dlet ur acount
kill ze sca,,er
die
Friend 1: Bro, what can you do if you get scammed?

Friend 2: tell ur grandma, if she's not dead

Friend 1: dead, next

Friend 2: tell ur pet rock

Friend 1: oh thanks mate!
by DaRealKey November 13, 2019
mugGet the what can you do if you get scammedmug.

Scam Life

Scam life is a series of lifestyle choices in which an individual perpetrates a multitude of fraudulent activities, mostly scamming, in order to achieve a leisurely lifestyle. Once this individual begins to reap the rewards of the scams they are now living the scam life.
Did you see Robert driving the brand new 2023 Mustang Mach E? I heard he defrauded California Unemployment during the pandemic. He is living the scam life
by RollinUpVonPack October 4, 2022
mugGet the Scam Lifemug.

scam likely

“scam likely’s playing at bremen cafe again”
by lio July 25, 2022
mugGet the scam likelymug.

Don’t Scam On Me

Not deceive or try to prank someone.

Not treating someone like a sucker.
Don’t scam on me bruh, I know it’s only 15 for a nickel.
by HenryHillio July 9, 2021
mugGet the Don’t Scam On Memug.

Scam

2020 is a fucking scam.
by Burdz September 1, 2020
mugGet the Scammug.

Robux-Scam Sentence

This sentence is a Scam where some young children click on those links thinking they got Free Robux. They usually appear in Groups but rarely appear in games like: adopt me, brookhaven, livetopia, arsenal, rp games, military games, etc
Person 1: Hey! I got hacked by some bot typing "Omg i just recieved 1M Robux from this website: blah blah blah"
Person 2, Person 3: Aw, that sucks.
A random bot: Omg i just recieved 1M+ Robux from this game: (insert scam website)! Get it now before it's too late, it's verified by the Roblox Community! (insert money emojis)
Person 1: omg you greedy scammer.
Person 2: The scam is called: Robux-Scam Sentence
by At the Bridges August 11, 2023
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