samerism

-noun
The act or an example of taking offense to an inert, innocuous statement.

Examples of samerism:

Brett: It sure is rainy today, Sam.
Sam: It's not my fault it's raining!

Brett: I want to read more Paul Krugman editorials before I even consider giving his Bush administration criticisms any gravity.
Sam: Don't call me uninformed!

Brett: If Peter Gammons thinks the White Sox are going to win the World Series, I don't orgasm with joy and consider him the arbiter of baseball estimations.
Sam: I am insulted that you think I like ZiPS merely because it likes Rich Hill!

by Brett L October 22, 2006

Husam and Samer

Also known as Odin and Baldr. Both of these dick tooths thought it would be funny to send urban dictionary words of our names while i was trying to work with the plumber for my house. Those two dumb fucks can't get an erection even if it was to save their own lives, this specimen sub-human retarded pieces of shit should be gunned down in the streets like the degenerates they are.

I saw Husam and Samer today, it was the most retarded thing i have ever seen.

by Laith aka tyr always wins October 24, 2019

Samera

Common name of a woman that is sex on legs who encourages male wet dreams. Samera's are extremely big headed and boast about their vast experience in bed, their ridiculously huge tits, or the fact that your boyfriend probably wants to nail her. Samera's are always pestered by locals for her juicy juicy mangos.

Samera a woman with juicy juicy mangos

by soph15 December 23, 2011

Sakeera

The name is West-Indian which stands for unique. Most people think that it's a ghettofied name, but in actuality it is confused for other names such as Shakeera, Sakura, etc.

Sakeera is like a unicorn- a unique being.

by angel52 December 13, 2010

Sapeer

Blonde people that can't handle their sexiness or other people's sexiness and end up taking off their shirts because they are too sexy for their shirts.

Why is that sapeer wearing a shirt?

by idandanzzz7 June 29, 2011

sametra

A nice shy girl,who is funny and who has a loving heart for all her friends.

Hey you act just like sametra

by Bodie843 November 20, 2016

Sameech

A fat person who hates the gym and salads and eats people

Damn that dude is s sameech he fucking hates the gym

by Real_nigga 34 April 6, 2017