A sexual act in which menstrual blood,feces,and semen are mixed into one and then blasted up the female's anus
Conner:Hey Gertrude I wanna try doing Texas Salsa
Gertrude: OMG I've always wanted to have a disgusting mixture blasted up my ass
Gertrude: OMG I've always wanted to have a disgusting mixture blasted up my ass
by Mr. Meme Dream Supreme June 16, 2020
Get the Texas Salsamug. 
the incredible bond between the one they call mena (or salsa) and the one they call money (or teddy). nothing beats this bond. it has conquered the most evil of beings, including dragons, stevo, witches, etc. praised by the greek gods, and all other gods, as well as any and all of everything. it rules everything too which shows that its a boss, which it undisputedly is. honor this bond. it IS superior to you and overall is outright BETTER than you are or ever will be. informally called: s-d
by gramena October 19, 2010
Get the salsa dineromug. Salsa that carries barely any heat, typically sold by most Mexican restaurants to white people who can’t handle spicy food. A play on words- the two most common kinds of salsa are salsa verde and salsa rojo, so with salsa blanco, they make up the three colors of the Mexican flag.
As much as I love the taco truck near my workplace, I wish they’d give me actual salsa instead of this uninspired salsa blanco stuff. I can handle the head, dammit.
by Shepherd Guy July 22, 2025
Get the Salsa Blancomug. by zombiacademy May 26, 2018
Get the Salsa Sanchezmug. by cool salsa December 10, 2018
Get the amazing salsamug. Fucking a Hispanic chick in the middle of the street while she’s on her period. As you finish yell “street salsa!”
Person 1: Hey man I had some street salsa this weekend and it was great!
Person 2: That sounds messy!
Person 2: That sounds messy!
by illwill16 June 12, 2023
Get the street salsamug.