salsa boy

the act of taking a glass jar of salsa and smashing it over someone else's head and then yelling 'Salsa Boy!' afterwards

"Holy shit did you guys see Nate Banks covered in tostitos salsa today?!"
"Yeah, he must have gotten salsa boy'd during lunch!"

by BigTerry88 November 30, 2023

Locker Salsa

When you urinate blood into a locker room. Can also be used in past tense as Locker Salsaed

"Hey Paul, did you see that Locker Salsa someone did?"

"Yeah."

by GooBeanie September 21, 2021

Death Salsa

When an old person makes homemade salsa from their vegetable garden, gives it to you as a gift.. but dies before you eat it.

Q. Do you have any space?

A. No, fresh out. I still have a jar of grandma's death salsa. But she died like... 2003 so now it looks more like queso.

by chocodile November 10, 2019

Salsa wank

To masterbate while doing the salsa.

Hey bro, I caught my dad doing a salsa wank last night. It’s put me right off strictly come dancing!

by Scat man dave February 17, 2018

salsa

SPICY BRO

thats a sexy salsa bebe

by adalyns eybrows May 7, 2018

forbidden salsa

the unspeakable fluid that drips within a woman's underwear liners . a substitute name to be used rarely in case of it being used in public.

'MUM THE FORBIDDEN SALSA IS BACK GET THE PADS'

by ducky boi (youtub) May 9, 2023

Chilean Salsa Bowl

(Noun)
-the act of shoving a chili pepper of your choice into your asshole

My shit hurt so bad you’d have thought I did a chilean salsa bowl lastnight.

by MooseDooey22 December 7, 2022