Rimming/Rumming

Rimming/Rumming are pronouns used by people who are secretly two midgets in a trenchcoat or are a swarm of all-powerful bees (also known as non binary people).

"My pronouns are rimming/rumming"
"But rimming/rumming are plural"
"Yes. I am two midgets in a trenchcoat"

by mechanicalnoise December 21, 2022

Rum scum bull

Used as a an alternate saying for rock, paper, scissors.

Would you like to play rum scum bull?

by PeeWee1981 July 10, 2016

rum crum

(Or ) rum crumb. A disparaging word in response to someone who irritates you, playful, teasing.

After waking someone with insomnia, the insomniac says, “ You rum crumb, you woke me up”

by Lois Chapstick April 16, 2021

Rum plum

That little ball of poop that hangs from your ass. Also known as a dinkle berry.

Guy 1: I just threw you a rum plum. Don't eat it
Guy 2: that's nasty bro

by DetailedFrenzy February 6, 2021

Rum Flooding

When you runny shit in someones mouth so much that they suffocate and flood their entire body

Coroner : how did he die
Doctor: he was rum flooded whilst giving a rimjob
Coroner: what
Doctor: he was a victim of rum flooding

by Kinkmaster69 420blaze December 19, 2017

rum fudge

A questionable culinary experiment wherein one first administers a generous portion of rum via rectal infusion, allowing the body’s natural processes to work their mysterious magic, before later harvesting the resulting “fudge”—a substance best left uneaten but occasionally contemplated by the most daring of gastronomic pioneers.

I fancy a Rum Fudge at the airport on Monday morning.

by Felchet February 6, 2025

Rum Floater

When you got the beer shits real bad, and a big turd floats to the top of the toilet bowl. That's a rum floater.

The bartender at the pool wanted to know if I wanted a "rum floater" in my Pina Colada, but I had the beer shits real bad and already had a rum floater in the shitter just this morning.

by SurlyFurious November 8, 2021