Felchet's definitions

rum fudge

A questionable culinary experiment wherein one first administers a generous portion of rum via rectal infusion, allowing the body’s natural processes to work their mysterious magic, before later harvesting the resulting “fudge”—a substance best left uneaten but occasionally contemplated by the most daring of gastronomic pioneers.

I fancy a Rum Fudge at the airport on Monday morning.

by Felchet February 6, 2025