by Crazy Brad Milf Hunter April 9, 2003
Get the peanut butter trail rider mug.A sex move involving an ironing board, a man, and a woman.
To perform, the woman must lay flat on her back on top of the ironing board with her arms to her side, as if to resemble a surf board. The man then lays on top of her, stomach to stomach, and fucks her. While this is going on, the man must make a paddling motion with his arms, as if he were paddling out into the ocean.
Just before the man "hits the big wave", he must jump up and stand on top of the woman, as if riding a surf board, and yell "cowabunga!", getting his "Sex Wax" all over her.
Note: If an ironing board cannot be found, or if the ironing board is not stable enough to hold two people, then a flat piece of wood between two chairs, or any kind of elevated, flat surface can be used as a substitution. For full authenticity, this move can be performed on top of a surf board, which in turn is elevated over a surface of water.
To perform, the woman must lay flat on her back on top of the ironing board with her arms to her side, as if to resemble a surf board. The man then lays on top of her, stomach to stomach, and fucks her. While this is going on, the man must make a paddling motion with his arms, as if he were paddling out into the ocean.
Just before the man "hits the big wave", he must jump up and stand on top of the woman, as if riding a surf board, and yell "cowabunga!", getting his "Sex Wax" all over her.
Note: If an ironing board cannot be found, or if the ironing board is not stable enough to hold two people, then a flat piece of wood between two chairs, or any kind of elevated, flat surface can be used as a substitution. For full authenticity, this move can be performed on top of a surf board, which in turn is elevated over a surface of water.
Surfer 1: "So Jenny and I performed a Malibu Wave Rider last night."
Surfer 2: "How was it, brah?"
Surfer 1: "It was totally radical, but she got a gnarly infection in her eye from my Sex Wax."
Surfer 2: "Bummer, dude."
Surfer 2: "How was it, brah?"
Surfer 1: "It was totally radical, but she got a gnarly infection in her eye from my Sex Wax."
Surfer 2: "Bummer, dude."
by The Shwastitute October 27, 2011
Get the Malibu Wave Rider mug.Related Words
the addition of a park bench on the deck lid, a fart pipe just below the bumper, and a snow plow on the front end.
There are racers and there are ricers.. it's up to you to make the distiction! Knowledge is power.. Honda is not!
by Shawn October 9, 2003
Get the Ricer mug.1. An immature driver (who usually drives import cars, but have been known to drive dodge neons and ford contours as well), who "tricks out" their car with mostly useless modifications like a 6 inch exhaust, and an unreasonably large spoiler.
2. Any car with any combination of these mods. an unnecessarily large exhaust, unreasonable large spoiler, lambo doors, stickers to products they didn't actually purchase, big rims, body kits to make the car appear lower.
3. Spmeone who always drives around like their car's the "best mothafuckin car on da planet," and talk like they'll race and beat anybody, but when actually challenged to a race, back down and make excuses.
Sometimes they will actually race, and almost always get their ass kicked. Then after the race, they will either drive off upset and act like there was some great injustice delt to him, or just make lame excuses like "i would have won if my VTEC was working"
4. Stupid kid who's seen "the fast and the furious" way too many times
2. Any car with any combination of these mods. an unnecessarily large exhaust, unreasonable large spoiler, lambo doors, stickers to products they didn't actually purchase, big rims, body kits to make the car appear lower.
3. Spmeone who always drives around like their car's the "best mothafuckin car on da planet," and talk like they'll race and beat anybody, but when actually challenged to a race, back down and make excuses.
Sometimes they will actually race, and almost always get their ass kicked. Then after the race, they will either drive off upset and act like there was some great injustice delt to him, or just make lame excuses like "i would have won if my VTEC was working"
4. Stupid kid who's seen "the fast and the furious" way too many times
I beat this ricer badly, and then he told me that his headers weren't heading right, and his engine computer has a virus. What a tool.
I saw a badly riced out honda the other day with a spoiler the size of my kitchen table.
I saw a badly riced out honda the other day with a spoiler the size of my kitchen table.
by Jason Be January 14, 2008
Get the ricer mug.A white woman who chooses to only, or most often, sleep with the blackest of men. Hence the term, "Night Rider".
Dude, that chicks a dirty fucking Night Rider.
Whoa, Emily, easy there on the night riding.
Yo, that chicks rides the night like there's no tomorrow.
Whoa, Emily, easy there on the night riding.
Yo, that chicks rides the night like there's no tomorrow.
by nan March 3, 2005
Get the Night Rider mug.Awesome german death/black/heavy metal band, uses many different styles, variating in various songs from one to another. Has a medieval/apocalyptic theme, dark and brooding.
Awesome to listen to for any type of metalhead, unless you are a retarded nu-metal idiot that can't see past this wave of new bullshit.
Awesome to listen to for any type of metalhead, unless you are a retarded nu-metal idiot that can't see past this wave of new bullshit.
by GROMM July 23, 2004
Get the Die Apokalyptischen Reiter mug.Possibly the holy grail of all smoothies. Made with lime sherbet, strawberries, and ice....oh and perfection.
by lurkette May 4, 2009
Get the Strawberry Surf-rider mug.