I shall strike thy rectum

"I'll beat your ass" said in the Shakespeare way..

Hamlet: thous mother suckith

Saxo Grammaticus: I shall strike thy rectum

by Theis September 20, 2006

big fat cock in my rectum

If u look this up ur either gay or on heroine.

Man I'm really gay I could really use a big fat cock in my rectum

by Coolguy288 November 25, 2016

Rectum, damn near killed him!

A joke with no beginning only a punchline...

Phase 1, underpants! Phase 2....
Phase 3 profit!

by Pabs Momoney August 25, 2003

Rectumal

Fork up asshole and/or rectum

I got pissed at fortnite and preformed a rectumal

by Yeet64872 December 8, 2018

Rectum navigator

When a dude straps a GoPro to his dong and enters the rectum of a desired individual.

Malcolm became a rectum navigator last night when he had a one night stand with Pam

by gmoneyslaps April 22, 2023

Rattling rectum

A symptom of being gay received from other gays. When your asshole is so loose from buttfucking that your rectum rattles around in your asshole like a maraca.

(Two dudes walking) what’s that clanking noice? Says one. The other replied “oh Bruce gave the rattling rectum last night

by HungryGINGY November 13, 2018

rectum diver

A slang word for a proctologist

Mate, I'm going to the local quack shack to see my rectum diver for the, you know, annual DRE.

by Waddy Yablemiefor September 5, 2016