Random

Something that is said hoping that someone will laugh in return, but in the end, everyone thinks that you're a fat obnoxious bitch.

Fat ugly scene bitch: "OMG! My ninja cupcake monkey just ate my jew cheese rainbow unicorn!"

Friend: "OMG! My evil satanic monkey ninja cupcake robot cheese evil ninja monkey eater just rofld my cupcake cheese muffin evil satanic pokemon!"

Fat ugly scene bitch: "OMG! SOOOO RANDOM!"

Someone else: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

by arabian sand goggles December 12, 2010

random mexican

etym: originally used by "Gaming Jim", this phrase was popularized by Team Sped

n. A person, regardless of race, who is in a group gathered for a particular task, and is unskilled at that task. Also has been shortened to both 'random' and 'mexican'

We need another person to play. Let's grab a random mexican off the street.

by Darklight March 10, 2005

random play

An option on facebook advertising one's willingness to engage in acts of sex, without becoming emotionally attached. While not necessarily meaning "fuck buddy". Random play does give the impression that one is open and secure with their body and sexual feelings, it also demonstrates a willingness to experiment.

Stephanie and John are both interested in random play. They meet and end up having sex.

by PCMDCG July 10, 2007

Randolph Scott

(Noun/verb)
A person (or memory of a person) who is so famous in your organization or community, his/her name envokes a chorus of angels. Mention of his/her name brings men to remove thier hats and any request attached to his/her name is completed immediately. (Often no one really understands or can give a clear answer on why the remembered person is so great)

Originates from the film blazing saddles

Crowd: That's the worst idea ever, we'll never go along with it!

Mayor: You'd do it for Clay Walker!

Crowd: (angels singing, men remove hats) Clay Walker! We'll do it!

Tom (in the crowd): Dangit, anytime the mayor wants something he Randolph Scott's us into going along with it.

by BlackjackII February 26, 2009

Randolf itch

Refers to a sudden intense itchy feeling of one's asshole while walking on the busy Randolf Street in downtown Chicago, IL. Due to the fact that the individual is surrounded by people, it is impossible to scratch without being embarassed, thus causing a considerable amount of pain and anguish as they walk down the street.

"Damn man I was walking to the metra and I got some insane Randolf itch all up in my ass. It was truly hell on Earth"

by Aegz November 2, 2008

Random swearing

Where you're desperate to swear, but can't form the words, and so use the first thing that pops into your head.

"Pobum" - when trying to say "Fuck you."

"Spatula Corsa" when trying to say "You fucking twat, you just cut me up in your shitty little Corsa."

"Trolley cunt beer mug" when trying to say "Oh Christ, Tekken is hard!"

To all of these, anyone listening might respond: "Wow, that's some completely random swearing!"

by The Mysterious Stanley Knife June 28, 2007

Random Anime Buddy

The anime buddy that everyone knows/has, but is too embarrassed to tell anyone else.

Tim: Why did you not answer my call?
Jacob: I was on the other line.
Tim: With who? Your random anime buddy?
Jacob: (pause) No.
Tim: Shenanigans!

by ldksfj;askldjf;laskdjf December 16, 2008