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Petron

Gas stations in the Philippines that have Convenience stores with flashy banners like Diesel MAX!!!!!!, Petron Xtra!!!!! And Petron XCS Plus!!!!.
Like their fuels kick more ass than SEA OIL down the street. (See Sea Oil)

A peculiarity you will see in the Phil’s is driver's stopping off at the gas station to do some miner repairs like rebuilding the rear differential and brake assembly on a big rig.
I highly recommend the Fairview Petron, 95 Octane Rocks!!!
by Ryo-Ohki October 5, 2005
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petrosexual

a person that enjoys the smell of spent premium fuel from exhaust, knowing without suck squish spark boom to create perpetual motion by strapping yourself to a fire ball with a direct drive and you being the wing nut that holds it all together!
yeah buddy you smell that? no what? that there is what makes us petrosexuals friskey!! spent premium gas is like the smell of race fuel to those motorheads flying down the strip by the seat of there pants!
by race fuel freak January 28, 2018
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Petrol bomb

it is petrol in a glass container such as a beer bottle and is filled with sugar to weigh it down and make the fire stick
oi Shaun give us at petrol bomb to throw at that fuckin fenians house
by goodgut October 4, 2019
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Petros

a very angry man who hates the world because of all the hate
Steve is a petros since he cursed the world.
by bdk243 June 30, 2008
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petrofile

A person who uses their car as a means of pedoing up little girls
a guy of the age of 18 takes little girls in his car, hence the term "petro" for petrol and the "file" for pedofile

now go out and abuse all those petrofiles
by Chief Rever March 25, 2010
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petroleum jelly

The act of feeling envious towards another region's gasoline/petrol prices.
New Yorker: "Gas over here is down to $3.29 per gallon. I just filled up today."

Californian: "It's $4.57 over here. You have no idea how petroleum jelly I am of you right now."
by MiniPizzaHitman October 18, 2012
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Petroski

A man, usually a sexy dwarf. Has little power or command and they like to think that they are in control. (they are great in bed)
1. Man! I wanna get in that petroski's pants! It turns me on!

2. Hmmm. -licks lips- mmmm.. Petroski!
by Alfred Tomahawk October 26, 2008
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