Pumpkin Envy

Think you picked the perfect pumpkin? You didn't. Pumpkin Envy is the reason you will never feel satisfied after a long day of pumpkin patching. Unless you close your eyes on the hayride back to your car, you will envy the 5-year-old kid next to you and his massive pumpkin.

Mary: You never call, you never pay and you made me pick the worst pumpkin ever. Did you see the little boy in the Superman cape? Now that's a pumpkin!

Tom: That's the Pumpkin Envy talking, you don't know what you're saying.

by itsjustmetoo October 25, 2010

The Flying Pumpkin

Where two people of the opposite sex ( Or same if you are feeling happy ) get together and perform this sex move. It's where one person takes a pencil, shoves it in their eye and the other person shoves it up their butthole.

Can be done with more pencils to fit more people.

John: "Hey wanna do the flying pumpkin tonight?"

Jim: "Yeah man! I have the pencil."

by I Flying Pumpkin April 28, 2011

pumpkin brownie

when a fat chick is sitting on the toilet shitting and you eat her out

bro I totally gave this chick a pumpkin brownie this weekend I was totally drunk

by sstest August 29, 2017

Mmmk Pumpkin

A reassuring way to say ok to someone.

Landon: I am better than you at reading.
Helen: Mmmk Pumpkin.

by Fuel483slow June 4, 2022

pumpkin pi

what you get when you cut a jack o'lantern by its diameter

Hey, pass me a slice of that pumpkin pi.

by thafunkmeister August 28, 2009

pumpkin bubbles

When you cannot promise something but you intend to try really hard.

I can't promise not to cum inside you but I will pumpkin bubbles.

by SFC Asshole July 15, 2010

great pumpkin

Basically a ripoff of Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny (a ripoff himself of Santa Claus, and a lame one at that) who apparently is a giant pumpkin that appears in pumpkin patches toward midnight of Hallowe'en. He gives out candy to those who bbbbbbbbeeeeeeeeeellllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeee. Popularized by the comic strip and TV show Peanuts by Linus, my man, who invited Lucy to go with him to the patch to see the Great Pumpkin. Twice.

Linus: Yo, luce, ya wanna go see the great pumpkin with me? (not the great popkin)

Lucy: You and me all alone in a pumpkin patch in the dead of night, where anything can happen? SURE!!

by Mr. Wallflower November 1, 2013