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Poots in Boots

An affectionate albeit almost unimaginable nickname used by Vladimir Putin’s many lovers, due partly to his own fantasy of himself as Puss in Boots due to his lifelong use of trickery and deceit to gain power, as well as due to his endless obnoxious and uncontrollable farting which has always been a huge part of his seductive persona.
Oh my dearest Poots in Boots, won’t you just once take those miserable old jack boots off when we’re in bed together and what on earth is causing you to fart endlessly in that terrible manner?
by Dr Bunnygirl June 2, 2023
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Austin Pots

FAT ASS NIGGA WITH MAN TITTES YHE SIZE OF CANTALOPS
by Bobby sizu April 1, 2019
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the portsmouth academy

tpa is a shit hole that does absolutely dogshit

the teachers are shit, they hate the students (can't blame them)
what's that school??
oh it's that shit hole!
aka the portsmouth academy
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When you need Jesus, because you get paid to swear. Also, there's a good chance you're name is Brooklyn.
"You bitch mother fucker ass cunt sucker....(yes there's more... )

Swearing for dolla bills like..... but you rated gggggg

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Mrs. Pots

Mrs. Pots an old hag that teaches Hass.

Though something at her and say go dust mode and she will turn into dust and go back to a human.

Pisst Her only weakness is a powered on Vacuum do that say go dust mode with the powered on Vacuum and she might disappear.
You. Mrs. Pots
You Mrs. Pots
Mrs. Pots what
You. Go dust mode. 'She turned to dust'
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probst

or routinely expressed as Probst!

Is a word invented in the backseat of a dodge caravan while when trying to shotgun beers so that a bears preseason game would not have to be witnessed sober, a butchered beerfest quote of the word 'prost' has turned into one of the world's greatest words. As a result this term has been routinely quoted by the persons friends and acquaintances.

A similar term of exact spelling and unknown origin and meaning has also been floating around and rumored to be recently engraved on a flask. This term is to not
be trusted as only one authentic copy of 'probst' is known to exist.
Probst to me!
by itstruesandy March 30, 2011
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probs nobs

A way of saying "probably" when you're not actually certain of the likelihood, much less have interest in, the topic of discussion. See antonym at probs not.
Tom: Do you think he's actually going to collect our homework?
You: Probs nobs. Just change the header of your last paper, I'm sure he won't notice.
by Mitchell Lane May 11, 2008
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