by Jodi Bullet May 15, 2008
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Tom: "Nah, he's too busy being a professional bastard"
Steve: "What?"
Tom: "Yeah, he sits at home, rings people and unnecessarily abuses them"
Tom: "Nah, he's too busy being a professional bastard"
Steve: "What?"
Tom: "Yeah, he sits at home, rings people and unnecessarily abuses them"
by jkjtastic September 19, 2009
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My history prof is a profossil - he's as old as my Grandma!
Dr. Bloggins is such a profossil, he is STILL using the chalkboard and overhead projector!
Dr. Bloggins is such a profossil, he is STILL using the chalkboard and overhead projector!
by AlieBoBallie February 11, 2010
Get the Profossil mug.A term used by college students to save some embarrassment of telling their professor that they used wikipedia as a source
"Did you hear MAx's excuse for his bad bibliography?"
"No, what'd he put?"
"He listed a Professor Wikipedia lecture on chemistry as one of his sources!"
"Wow. What a lame excuse. The teacher won't buy it."
"No, what'd he put?"
"He listed a Professor Wikipedia lecture on chemistry as one of his sources!"
"Wow. What a lame excuse. The teacher won't buy it."
by Maudlin La An May 4, 2010
Get the Professor Wikipedia mug.Similar to frape, a profile screw is when you either:
1. know somebody's facebook password and log into their account from home, to then frape them
or
2. someone has left themselves logged onto facebook on your computer/phone and you then frape them later on
1. know somebody's facebook password and log into their account from home, to then frape them
or
2. someone has left themselves logged onto facebook on your computer/phone and you then frape them later on
Dude, wtf, my status just changed to 'I am gay'
ahh yeah, Dom told me he had your password, guessing he's profile screwing from home
ahh yeah, Dom told me he had your password, guessing he's profile screwing from home
by Benenenenen September 6, 2010
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Get the Profilic Ride mug.(n) A type of response in which the sender types a long, formal and neat e-mail, only to get an extremely brief response.
The student, or sender's email:
Dear Professor, regarding your current work of study, I recently discovered that your field of work has been a long-time academic interest of mine. I know that you are a busy man, but would it be rude of me to inquire if there was any type of research or assistance that a student could possibly involve him or herself with? If not, I would completely understand. However, please note my current grades and classes would prove as ample evidence as to my worth.
Sincerely, John Doe (#555555555)
The professor response:
see me
Dear Professor, regarding your current work of study, I recently discovered that your field of work has been a long-time academic interest of mine. I know that you are a busy man, but would it be rude of me to inquire if there was any type of research or assistance that a student could possibly involve him or herself with? If not, I would completely understand. However, please note my current grades and classes would prove as ample evidence as to my worth.
Sincerely, John Doe (#555555555)
The professor response:
see me
by yuudachi January 11, 2011
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