promotions

The purported result of viewing NSFW on a (supposedly) worksafe message/imageboard.

Originates from the /v/ board of 4chan, where it was a common joke to post that you just got fired because your boss caught you looking at NSFW material. Was later changed to "promotions", probably because the irony/absurdity of it made it funnier.

(porn or gore is posted)
Poster 1: "PROMOTIONS!"
Poster 2: "I JUST MADE CEO!"

by Kanjite Knight April 20, 2009

Poobot

The female counterpart to a dudebro.

Did you see Chad's new girlfriend? She's the perfect girl for him, such a Poobot.

by scarletcityfever April 17, 2010

probosci

Extremely sensitive nasal cavities, usually only found on a monk. Sadly the owners of these accessories are bound by law to make coffee every morning for their colleagues, and moan all the while about their fate.

"Can you open the door- several Monks are coming over, and bringing their probosci"

by djing September 2, 2008

roguelike prototype

some shitty roblox game. aka lesbian magnet

"Hop on roguelike prototype"

by NotRestless June 8, 2022

Probobobably

A blanket term for anything likely - it probobobably could be used to answer anything. May be shortened to 'probobob' if shouted across a large room.

"It's probobobably nothing life-threatening, but I just wanted to check."

"How much do you think the repairs will be?"
"Probobobably around £1200."

by probo-Bob November 8, 2007

Double Secret Probation

Term used to describe the best weekends, parties, or moments of your life.

"Well buddy, I'm not gonna hesitate when I say this weekend is gonna be Double Secret Probation!"

by the product July 26, 2008

Irish Promotion

A demotion.

The boss calls me into the office today for an Irish promotion and the next thing I know is I'm polishing port-a johns in August.

by Fucks-A-Lot November 7, 2011