shear your precious sheep

To take drastic measures after reaching an absurd, irrational conclusion.

"I found out I'm not going to college and am going to hang myself."
"Way to shear your precious sheep; you haven't even applied anywhere."

by johnbabyarcticklet May 3, 2009

Precision Bass

A bass model crafted by Fender, and endlessly imitated. Slang term is the "P-bass". The first electric bass guitar manufactured in 1958, this has evolved into one of the most popular models ever. A versatile instrument, and extremely well rounded, but known for being able to produce a nice, fatter, lower tone. Sometimes said to be a "punk" instruument, but that's normally coming from the mouths of Ibanez-loving metalheads.

Wow! That Precision bass is sick!

by The Allergen April 30, 2005

prefix: mc

can be added to anything as an insult or otherwise
also anything relating to mcdonalds

you're a mcdeushe
go jam a mcdildo up ur ass

by Derock May 29, 2004

Precious Bodily Fluids

Every possible secretion emanating from a human body is considered a precious bodily fluid. Sweat, blood, menstruative residue, plasma, feces (solid or liquid will work here), ejaculate, urine, bile, phlegm, pus and last but certainly not least...vomit.

That dolt Wilmer Beesley was obsessive compulsive about collecting Precious Bodily Fluids. He particularly enjoyed the specimens he pilfered from various dank and humid dirty public toilets in large train stations.

by Alfonso T. Watt June 5, 2010

Precipitatious

To be rained on, emotionally. A word to describe someone who "brings you down."

Often, but not always used as a joke. When NOT used as a joke, can be stirringly sharp and rude.

"I don't like her, I don't trust her, she's precipitatious"
"...she's what?..."
"Yeah. She rains down on me. Always with the rain."

by Preposterous February 6, 2010

Precious

A girl who is very very cute and pretty. Most people like her a lot because of her qualities. She laughs a lot and is a very confident and loud person (in a good way). Shes very talented at art and many other things. Any boy would want to go out with her because of her hot looks! She's very precious and a special person who you would really want to be with!

She is just so precious
I love how precious she is

by Anastasia Sanchez October 31, 2017

Rubbing the precious

Giddy with glee

After hearing that he hit the lotto, Bob was like rubbing the precious

by Larry January 18, 2004