Pre-Zoning

A way of saying 'watching porn' in front of your parents

Mum:What are you doing tonight?
Son: Pre-Zoning!
Mum: oh... thats nice...(WTF is that?)

by I cant think of a name to have October 20, 2011

pre-Bantoric

the time when there was no recorded banter being exchanged

" oh it must have been horribly pre-Bantoric!"

by downey13 November 11, 2011

Pre-Bearding

To prepare the face/existing facial hair for future beardage

"Dude, are you doing no-shave November?" "Yeah man, but I've got to do some pre-bearding on this goatee first."

"Are you trying to grow a beard?" "Why yes I am, but first I have to pre-beard this part because it takes forever to get long."

by thebeardmeister September 23, 2011

Pre-Rizz

The act of rizzing someone up before your friend does so they have a higher chance of scoring in the end.

Friend 1: Bro I'm thinking of asking Jessica out tomorrow
Friend 2: Gotchu bro I'll pre-rizz her up for you

by Danny_Dafeeto April 27, 2023

pre body

When a girl has the body shape of someone who did not completely form in the womb. Premature.

I know you hate me, but I love you and your pre body.

by Slippert August 11, 2017

Pre-slash

a subgenre of slash fiction in which a (homosexual) relationship between two characters hasn't formed yet or is just implied.

My favorite genre of slash fiction is pre-slash.

by Iuseen December 27, 2021

Pre-horny

the feeling of emptiness you feel just before you get horny

Ruben had a burst of pre-horny on watching that Dakota Johnson interview.

by BenMaharjan June 4, 2021