POD, PODding, PODded

(Verb) To POD:
To remove the ex-boyfriend/husband/wife from your home or life via a Portable On Demand Storage (POD's) unit.

POD, PODding, PODded
I PODded my ex-boyfriend.
I'll POD You!
I'm PODding him.

by Javier Reynaldos September 6, 2008

Ponging Vag

1. When one devours you with the disgusting odour of their vagina.
2.When a female's genitals send out and unpleasant stench, and their being a possibilty she hasn't washed herself in a while.

Her: Baby i want you to go down on me tonight!
Him: Not with that bloody ponging vag by urself a douche!

by bathion January 16, 2008

poundingonthekeyboardese

The gibberish one texts to someone when they're too lazy/tired/etc to write an actual response.

John- "So, what's sup?"
James- "jsgajcxdshnjfgvklamz"
John- "I speak English, not poundingonthekeyboardese. Can you do the same please?"

by Creedance November 26, 2011

Ponging

An individual that smells so bad their scent is left lingering after they have left a room/space.

Girl 1: Cawww that boy was well ponging
Girl 2: Wait are you talking about Murray or am I mistaken

by AmzingPerson347 July 10, 2019

monkey pounding

1. Obviously, male masturbation
2. Spending way too much time in chat rooms trading insults with people you don't even know.
3. Beating up the local neighborhood geek.

Brian: Watcha doin Friday night?
Kevin: I'm pounding my monkey, what else?
Brian: Well, lets find Dave and do some REAL monkey pounding!
Kevin: Kule!

by PeeBee October 13, 2005

ponning

Using tampons soaked in vodka to get drunk quickly and hide the smell. Other forms of liquor may be used, as well as other orifices.

Derived as a shortened version of "tamponning."

I think Kevin K is drunk, but he's not drinking! He must be ponning.

by Lance S. July 22, 2011

Ponting

A Ponting is a hoe ass nigga whom is usually extremely annoying and have small penises.

Bro Ponting is so skinny. Even Fumi can bench-press him. Talk about "Skineras"

by SimplyFrangzClaw21 November 12, 2019