poundingonthekeyboardese

The gibberish one texts to someone when they're too lazy/tired/etc to write an actual response.

John- "So, what's sup?"
James- "jsgajcxdshnjfgvklamz"
John- "I speak English, not poundingonthekeyboardese. Can you do the same please?"

by Creedance November 26, 2011

Relationshit

An abusive, unwanted, or otherwise unenjoyable relationship you have with a family member or friend and significant other. Usually, they are the kinds of relationships you cannot get out of for various reasons, but would like to.

Lately, I've been stuck in a relationshit with my "girlfriend"; She really isn't my type, but she's an abusive bitch, and I can't leave her yet.

by Creedance November 24, 2011