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Fjurg Van Der Ploeg

Swedish Family Guy character appearing in 2 episodes of season 9: Love Blactually, and Tales of Third Grade Nothing.
He has multiple jobs. He owns a Swedish bakery, which contains a Waiter Cloozet, and gives people pieces of his hoot pii. He is also a world famous champion of the game of Shpoopel.
Peter: This is gonna be harder than beating shpoopel champion Fjurg Van Der Ploeg at a game of Shpoopel!
by Jonny B. Goode January 5, 2009
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player

a guy who uses girl,tells them lies and makes them fall in love with them,but really doesn't love them at all and is dating a different girl cheating on them,and making fun of her to his friends then when the "relationship" ends he makes fun of her and embarrasses her about the whole thing
john:man i can't believe how rodney used lidia like that mike:yea he's a player now everytime i see her shes crying
by sexy chick;) August 18, 2010
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players deal

getting something for way less than you should have paid for it
i went to the weed man and he gave me a players deal on a pound. i got it for $900 when everyone else is paying $1300
by big daddy 219 April 4, 2009
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Playentleman

Playentleman replaces the outdated SNAG (Sensitive New Age Guy) Ladies no longer want a man/boyfriend who cries more than they do.

A Playentleman is player who posesses the qualities of a gentleman. He will not call you back but when you eventually get hold of him he will hold the door open for you
Friend one: How was your date with Rufus?

Friend two: He is a Playentleman! He has refused to introduce me to his family or friends. But he does know a lot about current events and reccomended a few good books.
by Mieh June 3, 2010
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Trombone Player

The Trombone Player is the backbone of the band, especially marching bands and pep bands. This is partly because of the greater skill involved in being able to find the proper notes along the unmarked or non-graduated slide, unlike other musicians who rely on strict fingering charts or valve combinations. As a result of this greater ability, the Trombone player is also generally a better musician and will frequently go on to lead his own orchestra like Glenn Miller and Count Basie.
1) Damn dude, did you hear how totally superb those trombone players were? They completely carried the band.

2) After paying his dues on lesser instruments like the baritone and tuba, James felt he finally reached that level of experience necessary to play the only real low brass instrument that mattered and become a trombone player.
by The Arbiter of the Prophets April 29, 2008
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played

when a guy makes you think he loves you, fucks you, and then doesnt talk to you.
"fuck me...i got so played"
by beck June 8, 2004
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Sax Player's Moustache

The obsolete name for the male facial hair feature formerly known as a Soul Patch or and now more properly called a Douche Tag.

It consists of a tuft of hair left unshaven just under the lower lip, upper lip and chin are clean shaven.
Sported with and without sideburns of varying ludicrous lengths.
"Dude! You ought to grow a sax player's moustache! Play up the beat poet thing." "No thanks, I tried it in high school when I believed I was going to grow up to be Charles Bukowski, turns out it does nothing to improve your brand with girls, it has no ability to increase your alcohol tolerance and it ups your chances of getting punched in the face by strangers like ten fold."
by Phineas T April 4, 2009
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