majestic pleasure

the immense pleasure that will murder your ovaries that you feel when engaging in sexual activity with alex gaskarth or even while just gazing upon him

person 1: let's engage in sexual acts with alex gaskarth
person 2: okay but there might be too much majestic pleasure for us to handle

by majestic pleasure October 14, 2012

Pleasure U

When a man is giving oral and the women is giving a hand job. It is a U of pleasure.

"Hey hunny I wanna pleasure U"

by Enalcow June 26, 2022

Pretzel Pleasure

The Pretzel Pleasure is when you take a really long but skinny python of a penis, and move it while flaccid into a pretzel shape. Then you superglue into that shape, and get erect, then pleasure your girl (or homies) with your new girthier penis.

Can you believe Gaivery did that?!?!
Yeah, Dan would never have accepted it unless he was taking it Pretzel Pleasure style.

by Clamarco's Papachino September 25, 2019

kilty pleasure

When a bar wench reaches around under your kilt and gives you something to remember her by.

That lass over yonder gave me some kilty pleasure last weekend

by Dicktonairy May 27, 2017

pleasure shitting

defocating in your underpants to feel the sensation of hot feces in your butt crack and taint, and testicles. The sensation is refered to ss. being plessurable.

he was pleasure shitting whilst masturbating to highten his orgasm.

by okcandyman September 27, 2017

Pleasure sweat

The sticky liquid oozing from a vagina while getting in the mood to get in on but far before the grand release

As my fiancée fingered me, my pleasure sweat began to ooze and swelter.

by Bf1028 May 18, 2015

Nurse Pleasure

good reason to stay in bed

Oh Nurse Pleasure me, I mean I need a spong bath...

by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006