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Plumber's shit

When one expels enough shit into the porcelain throne that the toilet overflows and can not be fixed until worked on by a plumber.
"We need to call that plumber, I think someone flooded your bathroom with a plumber's shit."
by Fry January 23, 2017
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Plumbered

The hangover from after a night getting wasted with your plumber friends. No one parties like a plumbers
Man I went out partying with mario last night and his plumber friends. I am completely plumbered
by Mtg187 October 9, 2020
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Plumber

by Gcl November 27, 2021
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Plumber’s Chest

A term used to describe the visual of a women wearing a low cut top revealing an unusually long cleavage area creating the illusion of a plumbers butt crack.
Oh, hell nah dog. Check it out. Felicia has a plumber’s chest.
by The Pizza Ghost September 7, 2018
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Speak to the plumber

Another way of saying you are masturbating. Although it is mostly used by males it can sometimes be jokingly used by females as well.
"Sorry for taking this long, I ended up speaking to the plumber for 20 minutes"
"Hope you had fun, I don't think I can speak to the plumber for that long"
by ArtyCactus March 24, 2022
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Urban Plumber

The act of taking a nut connected to a bolt, putting it in your butt hole and then taking a wrench and twisting the nut around while the bolt is deep inside. This can be done on oneself, or two people can partake in the activity with one twisting the nut and the other enjoying it.
Me and my girlfriend tried the Urban Plumber for the first time last night, it was going great until she said it was my turn. So I pulled the bolt out of my ass and she put it in hers.
by PullUpSkr July 18, 2016
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Plumbers Swab

When your hard and sit down to go pee. If the tip of your penis grazes the bowl. You performed a Plumbers Swab.
You know you had a Plumbers Swab when the wet cold pale touches the tip of your cocktail. Hopefully you don't find and residue afterwards.
by Greg from The Committee March 2, 2021
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