Define pineapples

Something only a retard would ask urban dictionary to do

Retard: idk what a pineapple is, so I'm gonna ask Urban Dictionary to define pineapples

by NetPie January 14, 2017

Pineapple Chode

A pineapple Chode is when a chode is not so wide then really wide then not wide again.

Evyn had the most unatractive pineapple chode said Mrs. Nash ;)

by BigNipsWallace123 January 22, 2010

Pineapple Pizza

The best god damn food to exist.

Dave: Hey can we have pineapple pizza?
Bill: Sure dude, i love pineapple pizza.

by ImMommyPapaJohn May 14, 2018

pineapple chunk

Cockney rhyming slang for 'spunk' i.e. to ejaculate.

My ex used to let me pineapple chunk on her face

by Brummie_Stu May 16, 2006

Pineapple Express

The act of shoving a pineapple up one's anal cavity before carving a hole in the protruding section and having someone else fuck it.

That pineapple express was crazy last night, Deebo.

by GetWrekt January 11, 2015

pineapple

Mild euphemism used to refer to an adult female's external genitalia. See also mound and vagina.

A contraceptive sponge was in that pineapple, in a bikini bottom under the sea.

by Frakseno April 17, 2006

Randy the Helpful Pineapple

The pineapple helper of Stuff Magazine.

Randy the Helpful Pineapple says…

by adonkeyisaass December 19, 2003