black parents

unlike the the white parents they actually harm you. preferred weapons are sticks.

My black parents beat my ass last night

by realdefinition.org October 28, 2021

Rat Queen Parenting

Dropping your child off at someone else's house to be watched while you go off and get your eyebrows waxed or someother such nonsense while simultaneously doing some rat-tastic bullshit like handing over the child with a known soiled diaper or dropping off the child for hours with no diapers, food, or other child essentials.

-Honey, what's that smell?
-Danielle dropped off her baby with a loaded diaper.
-Oh let me grab you a diaper and some wipes.
-There isn't any, I already checked.
-Ain't that some Rat Queen Parenting.

by Doug Avery December 18, 2008

get some parents on your dick

A phrase commonly said when a man experiences immense pain.... and pleasure depending on the mood

"Hey you are fat and ugly"

"How bout' you get some parents on your dick"

by FaroukIsAbitch September 5, 2021

Super Nice Asian Parents Grading Scale

Asians:
A = Average
B = Below average
C = Can't have dinner
D = Don't come home
F = Find a new family

Super Nice Asian Parents:
A = Above Average
B = Average
C = Below Average
D = do something good in life
F = Failure at school, hopefully not in life

Super Nice Asian Parents Grading Scale are similar to Asian Parents Grading Scale, But they say if their child becomes something good in life then they won't have problem with low grades, or else F = FAILURE FOR LIFE.

by The Kid that's Big April 20, 2022

Phrenophilia

A sexual fetish for the touching of people's heads-- especially bald heads.

Photographers have extensive evidence of the President's phrenophilia in many photos where he touches people's heads.

by Iandb1 April 15, 2005

Parental cockblock

For younger people in a relationship, young meaning 18-23. When either your parent(s) or your partner's parent(s) successfully cockblock your chances of getting laid. A wingman is unable to prevent the cockblocking because of the intimate time alone with you and your partner. Phone calls, texts, or interruptions are the most common nuances of a parental cockblock.

For people older than 23, are you seriously dependent on your parents to allow a parental cockblock? Wow, your life sucks!

Boy Baby i want youstarts kissing
Girl I want you toohot and heavy kissing
Girl's phone rings with obnoxiously loud tone, text from dad
Girl: Baby, my dad says you gotta leave in a minute
Boy: Ok, i'll leave in 5 minutes
Girl's phone rings again loudly, obnoxious tone again.
Girl: My dad wants you out now baby, i'm sorry
Boy: Damn parental cockblock
Shouts upstairs
That's a bitch move homie, bitch move!

by djhiphopisdead June 19, 2010

Asian parents

Parents whose tyranny compels you to define them in the virtual world because they define you in the real world.

Asian Parents: "WTF is Pomona? Go Berkeley!"

by TheDefined February 8, 2013