phoning

boning on the phone

Hey baby hey, you cool with phoning later? If not I'll prob just call your friend Becky.

by Detective Kernel August 20, 2011

Erecto-Phobia

Uncommon fear of an Erect Penis

Jessie: Hey Susie, what did you do last night?

Susie: I was dancing on this guy last night @ CyberBar and he got excited. His boner was so large it gave me Erecto-Phobia!

by Melissa Lori February 24, 2011

probing officer

another word for a probation officer

my probing officer extended it, now im fucked.

by tincopper2 May 9, 2013

Phopinion

Opinions that a person might think is good/right, but are based on facts that can easily be proven false through common sense and actual facts. Mostly used by assholes, liars and ignorant people.

Portmanteau of the words "phony" and "opinion".

Person 1: "I simply love Leonardo DiCaprio. Did you know that he almost won the entire Oscars?"

Person 2:" Of course not, a single person can't win the Oscars because there are too many awards for one person to achieve."

Person 1: "No! I am right, look it up on Wikipedia!"

Person 2: "Well, that's just your phopinion, man."

by Moontow May 31, 2014

Phobian

If the word stands alone, it means people who have irrational fears. It's that simple.
But "-phobian" can act as a suffix to replace any particular of the suffix "-phobia". The definition is for the person who has the mentioned phobia.

"Okay, children, today we are going to learn a new word - hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia." - The teacher told.

"You forgot a letter - p. It is supposed to be hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia." - The teacher's pet, sitting right in front of the teacher's vision, spoke out.

"Oh, it is a common misspelling, for the purpose of making the word even longer. Perhaps your parents didn't know about that, Ppeter."

"You don't need an extra "p". In fact, you don't need the entire word. Please get on with the lesson." - Effiscanlihardswalorkinstandofintroversestudane said out loud. - "We don't need a monstrous, writing-poems-excessively-long-words, truncated hippopotamus that is a foot and a half along."

Then he fell unconscious.

"What a phobian, a hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobian to be correct! He really risked his life for that. Certainly, his family doesn't know about that."

"A hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobian."

"Love that exaggeration. You get five extra scores in the examination."

by datthanhle March 10, 2019

phobio

a word to describe a terribly homophobic loser. Doesn't support the LGBT community. A phobio is usually a closeted homosexual. They enjoy secretly fantasying and day dreaming but are afraid to try the wild road. Phobio's never befriend gay people because they scared their true intentions will show.

Phobia originated from a kid called Lord Beezus he's a thick boy.

"I think Ian is a phobio, I called him a thick boy and he called me gay."

" I'm a thick boy"
"Bro, you are a thick boy tho. Look at that ass"
"Bruh you gay as fuck"
"I ain't gay stop being a phobio!"

by Lord Beezus May 8, 2019

-Phobia

Something people always use to reject criticism of whatever subject it is. It means that people have an irrational fear or hatred of something. Legitimate uses of -phobia would be saying a person that fears spiders is arachnophobia, or arachnophobic for a person specifically scared of spiders. However, calling someone transphobic because they believe transgenderism is a mental disease is NOT accurate. For example, calling me an autistophobic because I believe autism is a mental disease or OCDphobic because I believe OCD is a mental disease are clearly not accurate.

Often in media, -phobia, such as islamophobia, is used to vilify people that are critical of a belief, theory, or fact. This is inaccurate, as a correct example would be “He is homophobic, meaning that he is hateful towards homosexuals.”

by Defintionist August 29, 2020