Philadelphia

Philadelphia is one of the best cities in the USA. I am from Somerton in the Northeast section. It is the home of the Philadelphia eagles one of the best teams out there. and to the person who said he got beat up by the african americans, its your fault you got beat because you were stupid enough to tell someone from Philadelphia that you were from North Carolina. And to all those pricks who was talkin shit bout Philly have prolly never been there and even if they have they were only in the ghettos almost every important city has a ghetto so its no just Philadelphia.

Philly is a kickass city. The Eagles will definatly shoulda won the superbowl.

by John Farway July 1, 2005

double fisted piledriver

a method of masterbation. the 'user' claps both hands around his crunne on, squeezes until its numb, then proceed to masterbate with both hands at a furious pace. continue to spadging occurs.

Q - you just like you've spadged your life away. why is that?

A - i've just had a double fisted piledriver.

she gave him a double fisted piledriver, but, being female, had not mastered the technique good enough and ripped his crunne-on off.

by listypoos September 24, 2004

philadelphia

greatest city der is wer we kick ass nd take names enough said

Philadelphia aKa Killa PHila aKa Philly

da home of da sixers nd da home of da eagles,
home of da crack pipes nd herion needles

by ticktock215 October 20, 2006

Philidelphia Pinecone

When a couple is engaging in intercourse, paricualarry doggy style, and the rear partner takes a pinecone and shoves it in the anus or vagina, and then drop kicks it. May and probably will cause Anal or Vaginal bleeding.

Jane: "John, not so rough."
John: "I'll show you rough."
*inserts pinecone*
Jane: "Owwwwh, what was that?"
John: "You'll see."
*drop kicks pinecone*
Jane: "OWWWWHHHH!!!, YOU MOTHERFUCKER, It's over!!!"
John: Finally that bitch left, but SHIT, I have blue balls now!!!

Jim: "Dude did you listen to me and give your girlfriend the Philidelphia Pinecone?"
John: "Yah bro thanks alot, it actually worked, but I have blood on my sheets now."

by Tom Progression October 3, 2008

African Piledriver

When a black guy bangs a white chick using a trash bag and steam comes out of the black guys ears.

"That black guy gave me the so called african piledriver and now I got crabs the size of baseballs"

by ur blubbery asshole September 20, 2009

Philadelphia Eagles

The best NFL team ever, who beats the Dallas Cowboys(girls) asses on a daily basis

Whoa, dude, the Dallas Cowboys just got destroyed by the Philadelphia Eagles

by Failedlegacy December 14, 2009

Philadelphia Steamer

Similar to the Cleveland Steamer, a Philadelphia Steamer is the sexual act performed when someone milks a mans prostate (or fingers a mans asshole) untill he has an orgasm, at which point he jizzes, commonly out of his asshole, onto a womans chest. He then rocks back and forth like a steam roller to rub it all over her.

James never thought he would enjoy it, but after Judy gave him his first Philadelphia Steamer he started begging for one every night.

by C.A.P. January 30, 2008