Parp

To profusely discharge diarrhea as a result of consuming an edible good.

After I eat some taco bell I have to parp.

by HockeyTemper August 17, 2010

parp parp bitch

ultimate response to any question (similar to "your mum")
should then be followed by the phrase "what chu talking bout willis?"

Bob: "Can i have a piece of toast?"
Frank: "Parp parp bitch!"
Bob: "What chu talking bout willis?"

by AlexMims October 5, 2007

Phap

(verb) - To clap with one hand.
(noun) - The sound of one hand clapping.

I can phap with both my hands at the same time. You could say that I'm ambidextrous.

by bumpercarBOOST February 7, 2010

Pharphall

The act of spending the night in another persons bed with a woman who is not interested in you and attempting to get some with said female, after failure proceeding to ejaculate in the bed. Often, but not always, while high.

Dude, Dennis and Emily spent the night in my bed and he totally pharphalled all over my sheets.

by Bojanglin' Fool September 29, 2009

phar0e

The morning and evening star

phar0e is a king and tyrant!

by Anonymous February 22, 2003

Pharamond

Apparently a community manager working for Funcom, Under speculation from a forum user known as Calaris " Every thread he touches Is instantly turned into gold, Heavy troll gold, but gold none the less"

Thread : Pharamond promotes smoking and the usage of pink headgear.

by Daniel eaglesome December 29, 2007

phapsody

A musical masturbation session. To listen to music while masturbating, or to watch a porno with background music.

"Dude I recognized the music in a porno I watched the other day, it was a pretty awkward phapsody."

by Christ Figure January 6, 2012