Phantom Asshole

The overweight closet muncher in the family
who typically raids the refrigerator and pantry of all the good food late at night, in top secrecy. They are best
known for not leaving a trace of thier presence
and will almost always return an empty
box to the shelf instead of putting it in the trash.

Hey Chris, who ate all the fried
chicken, I don't know Jim. Must have been the phantom asshole.

by BillButtlicker January 16, 2010

phagtable

aquired from the words "phallus" and "vegetable" pushed together, a phagtable is a vegetable that resembles a phallus in any way.

pronounced 'faj-tub-ull'

John, your shopping cart is full of phagtables. Got a fun night planned?

by trumpetg0d May 27, 2010

phantom facebooking

Checking email to view Facebook updates rather than signing in, because you want the gratification of seeing what's happening but don't want to admit your Facebook addiction to yourself or the world at large.

He had already visited Facebook five times that day, so he phantom facebooked instead.

-I'm just checking work emails. Oh lawl, look who wants to be my sister on Facebook...
-Seems to me like you're phantom facebooking!

by OhMyJuly July 6, 2010

phantasmikk

To be epic, orgasmic, fantastic, and amazing all at the same time.

Adrian: The party this Saturday is going to be phantasmikk
Diana: I KNOW! I cant wait to trash that mansion.

by quesorgasmatronikk November 28, 2010

PHantom Logger

An unknown person who leaves large turds in the toilet; so large that they cannot be flushed unless broken up with a stick. These turds resemble logs.

Someone keeps doing bloody great poos in the loo at work. Everytime someone goes in there, there it is, floating, like a bloody log, and it won't go down. We haven't found out who the culprit is yet. We call him the Phantom Logger.

by necrotising-fasciitis May 27, 2011

Phantgasm

An unexplained orgasm that comes without warning and feels like awesome.

My girlfriend was sitting on the opposite side of the couch as me and she started screaming in pleasure because she was having a phantgasm

by beanflop January 8, 2012

Phantom Bluetooth

The feeling that you still have a Bluetooth device in your ear after you have taken it out. This is typically due to extended wearing of said Bluetooth device.

(Man #1 reaches up towards his ear, feels around for a Bluetooth, then commences to scratch ear instead.)

Man #2: "Dude, is your ear feeling okay?"

Man #1: "Yeah, I thought my Bluetooth was making my ear itch. It turns out that Phantom Bluetooth was to blame!"

by MCBassGuitar October 18, 2013