penno

PENNO MASTER
trendy/pikie kid livin around hereford area thinks there ard. slag u off if u int wearin nike trainers

*ridin along on ya bmx wid ya m8*
Penno 1:oi gimme ur bike
u or m8: fukin penno master

by Anonymous September 1, 2003

Penominal & Pimpalyshus

A baller group of fine men, often known for no... and i mean NO self control, a horrible appetite for vandalism, and slow as shit punches that can knock down buildings

Yo those mufukaz; the Penominal & Pimpalyshus crew screwed up tyler that shit fucker

by Pimpalyshus April 29, 2011

Penormous

When the size of a guy's penis is too big to explain or put into words.

1)Dude, Shaq's cock is penormous!.

2)Girl #1: 'I don't even wanna know how big The Jolly Green Giant's dick is!'

Girl #2: 'I bet it's penormous'

3) Girl talking to her boyfriend: 'Omg baby you're penormous down there!'

by TexanGurl4Ever1994 March 11, 2012

penocummetable

The french word for fuckable.

Georgie is really penocummetable these days!

or in the native tongue...

Tu es tres penocummetable!!!

by titface101 December 10, 2012

penork

A slang term for penis that is often used when naming a talented dodgeball team.

My penork shivers in the cold. The Penorks score again!!

by Bodine The Kozlowz of Wetle December 5, 2013

Penorama

The view of a man while looking up from the position of felatio

One of my favourite parts of giving head is the penorama I see looking up.

by Yakomatrix June 26, 2016

Penolphobia

Penolphobia: The fear of losing your penis. Therefore you have to constantly having to check that it is still there. Also with the outcome of bruising and injuring the shaft or head of the penis. There have been rare cases of ripping and tearing to point of bleeding. Little boys from the ages of 3 to 9 are prone to this behavior. This phobia may be the cause of parents telling their son's, "if you keep touching yourself, your tweeter will fall off."

Psychologist: "So it's Mr. Bruce Johnson. Tell me a little about yourself."

Mr. Johnson: "I have Penolphobia"

Psychologist: "And what is that exactly?"

Mr. Johnson: "Well every since I was young, I've had this feeling that my penis was going to fall off."

Psychologist: "Well let me insure you that this will never physically happen. Remember every action has a reaction."

Mr. Johnson: "What the f#*k does that to do with anything."

by Dark Spectrum January 12, 2017