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Pseudo-pedophile

A person who is attracted to people who are over 18 but still appear underage. This doesn't necessarily apply to those in the age ranges of 18-19, but even those aged 20+ who may also look surprisingly underage.
A lot of people state that many 18-year-olds don't look like they're over 18, but even then I've actually witnessed some 21-year-old women in bars who look like they're still in high school. My point is that some people (whether they're 18, 19, 20, or even 21) can look underage and it's already enough for people to call you a pseudo-pedophile.
by CelticEagle July 21, 2019
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pedophiler

somebody who is sexually attracted to pedophiles
Your ex is a pedophile? So that makes you a pedophiler!
by Jerica Jones April 1, 2007
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pedophile

A person of privilege who thrives on preying on the young and the helpless. Most likely young children who still have braces and need a ride home.
Dude that white guy with privilege you work with, is such a pedophile! Look at him skeezing on that underage girl! Oh no, is he offering her candy and a ride home!? We should step in...
by gatewaybrown September 7, 2010
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pedophile chic

1. Any art, clothing style, etc. influenced by sexualization of children. 2. Legitimization of pedophilia through art, clothing style, etc.
1. iCarly is so pedophile chic.

2. Roman Polanski is proof of Hollywood's pedophile chic mentality.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 2, 2010
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pedophile

A guy who is attracted too children under 18 and an ugly creep who bustsdown to you if you met him.
Pedophile: Give me a suck little girl.

Girl: Iam 10 years old.
by Wael blox July 17, 2019
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Catholic Pedophile Apologist or CPA

Someone who makes excuses for Catholic Pedophiles
When ever a Catholic Pedophile is mentioned, a Catholic Pedophile Apologist or CPA,will try to protect the Catholics by deflecting attention to other groups instead of concentrating on protecting the the many thousands of innocent children victims from Catholic Pedophiles
by Child Protection October 9, 2008
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Pedophile

In scientific terms, a pedophile is a mental disabiled that that feels the need to try to sharpen the tip of their penis. This is usually achieved by having sex with children under the age of eighteen. This is illegal almost everywhere, but pedophiles persist with having sex with minors because if they do not, they have a high chance of dying and being laughed at for not having a sharp penis.

Some signs of being a pedophile are watching Lazytown and getting an erection when Stephanie is on the screen. Another example is watching Dateline: To Catch a Predator and not laughing at the stupid people who get caught.

Being a pedophile will usually land someone in jail. Some rare cases of pedophiles not being jailed are Barney the Dinosaur, children's musical groups such as The Wiggles and The Doodlebops, and Jesus.
Man that is not pedophile: Hey, bro, would you tap that woman's ass?

Pedophile: No, but I'd tap her child's ass.

Man that is not pedophile: I am calling the police.
by B.O.S.Kuro-chan May 1, 2007
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