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half past dan

the state of being totally fucked, when a copious amounts of jack daniels or other whiskey such as jamesons has been consumed, said dan is belligerent, confrontational and completely serious even at a funny remark or action.

dans are normally very studious and likeable until the clock strikes half past dan

other stages of dan may be described as 10 past dan or the infamous quarter past dan when the first symptoms of intoxication are present such as a quick glare or on occasion extremely serious facial expression

at twenty past dan one may observe said dan to be in a "whiskey rager" state of mind and become progressively more serious as more whiskey is consumed as well as possible devil worship and utterances of parkway drive lyrics"
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"ha....no"

"oh no its half past dan again... gonna have to be careful"
by the dean of deans January 19, 2012
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