patitting

patiently shitting while waiting for an order to arrive

Carole is patitting right now.

by The Great Patitter May 5, 2024

Plotting

When you like someone, and is secretly plotting to get with them or around them, basically being delusional but also trying to shoot your shot

Girl: he is super cute. I'm definitely plotting on getting with him.

Other girl: oh the new kid? Definitely.

by sypthany smith June 28, 2024

Prolting

Prolting is the process of violently rubbing testicles together in order to create an intense sexual, but also painful feeling. The process is used to increase sperm count, make whiter and tastier semen, and overall increase the feeling of a sexual orgasm.

The girl started prolting him in the middle of their intense sexual activity.

by proltmaster May 23, 2025

beef parting

The inner and outer vaginal lips.

Open up your beef parting girl!

by Hebe W May 29, 2008

Plant-potting

Sexual act involving two individuals, one male:

One partner will try and cram the male partners genitals (both penis and testicles) into their mouth, before the penis becomes erect.

Term created in Bridgend, Mid Glamorgan, Wales, UK

Q: "Would you try plant-potting?

A: "Nah man, I hate it when my balls get touched"

by jamthecat January 31, 2010

Ninja Parenting

The art of laying an infant down to sleep and leaving the room without making a sound

Dad: Did you put the lil monster in bed?
Mom: Sure did, used my Ninja Parenting skills to get out of the room without waking him!

by Malent October 23, 2014

centre parting

A girl who's pubic bush is so big due to a lack of grooming, that you can create a centre parting through it. Aka curtains.

"Harvey you seen that girl she hasnt trimmed her hair down below in over six months"

"You mean before you go down you get your comb out and do a centre parting?"

by lesleywan888 March 2, 2015