Freemanic Paracusia

A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of Morgan Freeman

Guy1: "Dammit, since I read xkcd I've had Freemanic Paracusia."
Guy2: "You really need to get out more."

by Brainiac42 October 9, 2008

Paracide

When you want/ask someone to kill you but not actually kill you

Person 1 - Urg...we have a test...kill me now
Person 2 - You're committing paracide

by Sweet Dreams November 21, 2013

paracetalol

a) a derogatory term used in expressing a lack of faith in a particular brand/course of medication

b) a far better way of pronouncing the common household painkiller 'paracetamol'

"i cant wait to get off this paracetalol"

by jt28 October 22, 2007

para-eponym

A regular eponym is something named after a person, such as nehru jacket, boycott, volt, bloomer, gerrymander and quisling. A para-eponym is something named after a variation on a person's name, and can be a noun, adjective or verb.

Two para-eponyms are Count Chocula (from Count Dracula) cereal and Cherry Garcia (from Jerry Garcia, a musician favorite of Ben and Jerry) ice cream.

by gm2l June 21, 2010

parabolem

a problem having to do with a parabola

wow, that equation is a real parabolem!

by recklessdreamer27 September 26, 2010

parade of failure

a public, ongoing, spectacular display of ineptitude.

Working corporate retail, you will be treated to a seemingly endless parade of failure.

The parade of failure which constituted Warren G Harding's term as US president in the early 1920s has endowed him with an undesirable title of Maybe Worst President Ever.

by staggosaurus December 8, 2010

Parade Horse

A person that we call like a parade horse, has the behavior of being proud no matter what the circumstances, shits when and wherever they want to, and doesnt worry about anything, because someone else will come by and clean it up. Just like a parade horse in a parade. It is a Brazilian saying, but a very good one that fits many people.

My boss is just like a parade horse, doesnt worry about anything and lets others clean up his mess, and proud to do it.

by shaw1188 December 6, 2014