An area that can be divided into two parts:
The area in Baltimore County (YOU went to Parkville Middle.)
Or, the part I'm speaking of REAL Parkville in the City. (YOU went to Woodhome Elementary/Middle.)
An upper middle crust slice of sub-urbia, Parkville is the older brother of Hamilton aka Little Africa. Although, the N. Parkway seperation makes a hell of a difference.
Although, racially it's about half and half, the black kids generally spend most of their time seperated from the white kids, and vice versa. The white kids mostly spend their free time/summer smoking pot, skating, or what most of them do is do an ollie and call themselves a skater, while the black kids in turn can be seen walking all day. For abosuletly no apparent reason. Although, the thug and wigger are not uncommon sites.
Parkville has crackheads a plenty, so sit back and watch them as they pass through the alleys behind 7-eleven yelling at eachother.
The hon can be seen here, as this is her winter home when she needs a change of scenery from Canton.
Parkville youth is DOMINATED by poser skaters who cannot actually do anything besides an ollie. Sadly. You're a skater, or you hang out with the skaters smoking potbecause that's all there is to do here. Or, there are the few occasional completely normal kids who have a good time, and are not complete pot-heads, but might dabble in it on occasion. Also, the skaters think your gay if you don't smoke pot. But, if you're normal and hang with normal people, nobody cares what those losers think.
If you live here, you go to 7-eleven or Giovannia's whenever possible. Although, if you have a brain, you clear out as soon as the skaters roll in because you don't want to listen to them or their stupidity.
The Parkville Shopping Center is another attraction around here enjoyed by the locals. The posers hang out in the parking lot, dodging vehicles that the basicly dive right in front of. These poor losers get their lolz by watching other non-poser/normal kids simply walk by them. Because that's so funny.
Living here, you obviously enjoy the perks of the Harford Road hookers being picked up by police and laughing at their misfortune.
All and all, if you choose the right friends, you can grow up right.
The area in Baltimore County (YOU went to Parkville Middle.)
Or, the part I'm speaking of REAL Parkville in the City. (YOU went to Woodhome Elementary/Middle.)
An upper middle crust slice of sub-urbia, Parkville is the older brother of Hamilton aka Little Africa. Although, the N. Parkway seperation makes a hell of a difference.
Although, racially it's about half and half, the black kids generally spend most of their time seperated from the white kids, and vice versa. The white kids mostly spend their free time/summer smoking pot, skating, or what most of them do is do an ollie and call themselves a skater, while the black kids in turn can be seen walking all day. For abosuletly no apparent reason. Although, the thug and wigger are not uncommon sites.
Parkville has crackheads a plenty, so sit back and watch them as they pass through the alleys behind 7-eleven yelling at eachother.
The hon can be seen here, as this is her winter home when she needs a change of scenery from Canton.
Parkville youth is DOMINATED by poser skaters who cannot actually do anything besides an ollie. Sadly. You're a skater, or you hang out with the skaters smoking potbecause that's all there is to do here. Or, there are the few occasional completely normal kids who have a good time, and are not complete pot-heads, but might dabble in it on occasion. Also, the skaters think your gay if you don't smoke pot. But, if you're normal and hang with normal people, nobody cares what those losers think.
If you live here, you go to 7-eleven or Giovannia's whenever possible. Although, if you have a brain, you clear out as soon as the skaters roll in because you don't want to listen to them or their stupidity.
The Parkville Shopping Center is another attraction around here enjoyed by the locals. The posers hang out in the parking lot, dodging vehicles that the basicly dive right in front of. These poor losers get their lolz by watching other non-poser/normal kids simply walk by them. Because that's so funny.
Living here, you obviously enjoy the perks of the Harford Road hookers being picked up by police and laughing at their misfortune.
All and all, if you choose the right friends, you can grow up right.
I'm from Parkville. I know.
by somebodyonamidnighttrain July 7, 2009
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A school in the glorious hellhole of barrow in furness. Old, Crumbling and too hot in winter too cold in summer. (thats right, when we wear big thick jumpers and ties in winter, they shut the windows and turn ALL the heaters on, and in summer, good ol' cold rainy british summer, when we're wearing stupid green polo shirts that are rather thin, they open ALL the windows and doors).One of the teachers (*cough*KIDGE*cough*) has bright purple hair, very weird glasses a barbie watch and dresses like its halloween every day.Oh and shes like ninety and traps cats. And then they tell us that we have to have "normal" coloured hair. Hypocrites. Oh yeah, and the humanities corridoor smells of damp fags (fags = ciggarettes). But dont worry, theyre knocking it down soon, so they can mix us with people (I say people, but most of them are ignorant, stupid thuggish chavs), from Thorncliffe and Alfred Barrow school.
Oh the joy. The inexplicable joy.
Oh the joy. The inexplicable joy.
Parkview is a good place to come for some bizzarre forms of torture.
Firstly, you can be taught by people with senile dementia, or at least short term memory loss.
"If anyone wants to use crayons, then they're at the front"
*people move to get crayons*
"whats all this MOVEMENT!!??"
I rest my case.
Or, if you go in the cold, windy, wet month of october, you will be made to run around the field in your shorts and t-shirt, whilst being laughed at by your sporty peers, who are obviously favoured by the P.E teachers.
Or you could have a nice french lesson with the Rothinator.
She's bags of fun.
There are SOME ways to enjoy yourself.
There is hilarity in science lessons...
Just watching the teacher prnace around like a puff.. talking about Villi and Enzymes...
Or maybe cover a pritt stick in vasolene from your friends pencil case, and give it to the woman who is with your chinese friend, in the hope that the very annoying woman will set herself alight with a bunsen burner.
Or, you could just go to bernards.
Firstly, you can be taught by people with senile dementia, or at least short term memory loss.
"If anyone wants to use crayons, then they're at the front"
*people move to get crayons*
"whats all this MOVEMENT!!??"
I rest my case.
Or, if you go in the cold, windy, wet month of october, you will be made to run around the field in your shorts and t-shirt, whilst being laughed at by your sporty peers, who are obviously favoured by the P.E teachers.
Or you could have a nice french lesson with the Rothinator.
She's bags of fun.
There are SOME ways to enjoy yourself.
There is hilarity in science lessons...
Just watching the teacher prnace around like a puff.. talking about Villi and Enzymes...
Or maybe cover a pritt stick in vasolene from your friends pencil case, and give it to the woman who is with your chinese friend, in the hope that the very annoying woman will set herself alight with a bunsen burner.
Or, you could just go to bernards.
by ImInAustenAndIlikeNoodles March 2, 2009
Get the Parkview mug.plain and simply Parkville is a great place to grow up. unfortunately it is now being dominated by an overwhelming population of spooks and wiggers. the true people of Parkville are the guys who play baseball and the guys who aren't good enough to play baseball therefor play lax. The baseball guys are considered preppies but we really arent quite rich enough to buy alot of those brands so we go shopping at Rugged Wearhouse and ROSS. Every guy at one time played for Harford Park Little League. The "Heart of Parkville" is known as all the streets that surround the Villa Cresta Elementary Field. On a routine summer night you can find up to 3 groups of people pounding brew and smokin buds. If your from Parkville you either attend Parkville High or the select few who go to CHC. Even the guys who aren't wiggers know how to fight because behind every sooped up Honda youll find a baggy pants wearing wannabe thug whiteboy who talks shit and they gets his shit kicked. People in Parkville are not rich and most of them really dont like the richies in nearby Towson and Dulaney. In fact the nearby towson and dulaney kids are quite scared of Parkvlle. Our archrival is Perry Hall "the sooped up car mecca." The main sport in Parkville is baseball because it is America's sport and we love our country here in Parkville. in this generation Parkville has been dominated by mainly 4 families : The Baer's, The Price's, The Hearn's, and the Mangione's. Parkville may not be the brightest, best looking, classiest, nicest people in Baltimore County, but i garan-fucking-tee you we will kick your ass.
dulaney or towson kid: " what school you go to man?"
parkville kid : "P'ville son."
dulaney or towson kid: "ohhh (while he looks at his gay friends and laughs)
parkville kid: "sweet shorts you faggot. go fuck yourself bitches."
parkville kid : "P'ville son."
dulaney or towson kid: "ohhh (while he looks at his gay friends and laughs)
parkville kid: "sweet shorts you faggot. go fuck yourself bitches."
by Shearn317 May 3, 2005
Get the Parkville mug.The high where you can find a little bit of everything. You have your wiggers and thier wigger sluts to go along with them, the overwhelming number of black kids who ride the bus up from the city, the greasy skater kids and their pot-smoking girlfriends, the gross nerdy magnet kids, the magnet kids who were shipped here from perry hall, the nast dundalk magnet kids and then the occasional groups of preppy kids which consists mostly of lacrosse girls and baseball boys who hate the rest of parkville.
P-ville kid 1 : yo boy im a wigga, where be my wigga hoe
P-ville kid 2 :Dawg ic oem from the city
P-ville kid 3 : COMputers rule!!
P-ville kid 4: girls lax rules! Oh, and I hate all te rest of you
P-ville kid 2 :Dawg ic oem from the city
P-ville kid 3 : COMputers rule!!
P-ville kid 4: girls lax rules! Oh, and I hate all te rest of you
by magnet is for losers April 28, 2005
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Guy 1: Dude, I totally got in trouble for parading the marlin last night. Your girlfriend totally didn't appreciate it.
Guy 2: Why was my girlfriend there?
Guy 1: She was the marlin.
Guy 2: Why was my girlfriend there?
Guy 1: She was the marlin.
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2. Paradigm City, Unknown Country. Established: more than forty years ago. Population: amnestic. Location: your local anime store;
People here don't really know what happened when they lost their memories forty years ago, so they move on.
2. Paradigm City, Unknown Country. Established: more than forty years ago. Population: amnestic. Location: your local anime store;
People here don't really know what happened when they lost their memories forty years ago, so they move on.
1. I don't usually go with the paradigm.
2. Paradigm City's inhabitants remind me of the book (gasp! a book! run!) 1984 by George Orwell.
2. Paradigm City's inhabitants remind me of the book (gasp! a book! run!) 1984 by George Orwell.
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