papi suave

someone who pulls lots of girls and has lots of riches

"Did you see Henry last night, he was definitely Papi suave"

by Jay masts August 2, 2016

Snow Pansies

Wimpy, adult Canadians who can't handle small - medium snow storms and feel obligated to take an entire day off work.

Dude, I can't believe no one showed up at work today. There's only a few inches of snow on the ground. What a bunch of Snow Pansies.

by Jimmy Fatt February 22, 2011

Palsied Walrus

The Palsied Walrus is a very complicated and specialized sexual maneuver that is not for the faint of heart or inflexible. In fact, months of yoga are helpful in preparing for this act. You will need a burlap sack, a half gallon of ginger ale, five pairs of plastic zip ties, the valves from a tuba, and a small dog. The sack must soak overnight in the ginger ale. The rest of the ginger ale, tuba valves, and dog go carefully into the sack along with three or more people as long as none of them are the same sex. the sack is then zip tied closed and tossed into a pile of dirty hotel mattresses. While the goings on inside the sack are largely a mystery, you can tell you did it right if the dog and one person are missing afterward and the last person out of the sack is Tony Danza.

I asked Sheila for a Palsied Walrus on my birthday, but she had no idea what the fuck I was talking about.

by cotchbuuti August 6, 2009

ay papi

what you scream when you're riding shotgun and the driver is about to drive into on-coming traffic because you're scared shit-less and no other words would come out; a warning cry that has saved many people from a traffic accident

"We're alive today because she screamed 'Ay Papi!'"

by mknyc December 25, 2011

Papi conditioner

is the next level of papi shampoo its a Dominican male that gets all the women by his reputation. there are only to ways to be classified a papi conditioner 1.your name must be cesar 2. you must possess the black mumba.

OMG is that Cesar. NO thats papi conditioner! hold on to ur girlfriends!

by PAPI CONDITIONER June 29, 2010

Papi Culo

One who is to be considered the Father of all Ass's (Ass Daddy)

Man, i am the Papiculo

by Haywood JaBlowme March 24, 2005

papi chulo

a fine, cute guy mainly reffered to a mexican cholo; he can also be a sancho or pimp cuz all the ladies want him. Sexy daddy.

Eres mi papi chulo.

by Anonymous October 16, 2003