Pinch a Clincher

To produce a colossal turd that seals the deal.

I'm next in line for the can, dude - I'm about to Pinch a Clincher!

by IDStarGirl October 7, 2018

Skin Pinching

Pinching and rolling the nutsack to itch your scrotum sack.

"Did you see that speaker on stage skin pinching?"

by SkinPincher December 29, 2009

Gentleman's Pinch

The gentleman's pinch is whats best described as Columbia's finest cocaine, usually consumed by the middle and upper class demographic, especially in places like Australia and New Zealand given the high price for this wonder drug. You will see on occasions a crack head that has saved up his/her payments from the government or pawned a stolen TV, lash out and treat themselves to a gram of gentleman's pinch, but this is definitely not the norm and will not threaten the status of the gentleman's pinch. It is widely socially acceptable due to the salubrious nature of the drug, and has a way of uniting people and has assisted in forging many life long friendships.

Hey Stu, we should get some gentleman's pinch to celebrate! You're not wrong Brad, let's see if old mate down the road has any that's top shelf and untouched! See if Seany is keen as well. Fuck remember the last time this happened, Brad went over to that group of chicks and offered them some of the finest gentleman's pinch, nek minute they were riding us like horses into battle!

by Gent Style November 21, 2019

pinch a loaf

to squeeze a juicy turd out of once anus

dude i need to pinch a loaf can i use ur toilet?

by vix and da suz September 4, 2005

Pinch Hitter

Someone you have sex on the same night as had failed plans to have with another person.

Man, I was pissed when Tina said she couldn't go out tonight. Luckily I was able to talk Mary into being a Pinch Hitter.

by Bayushi_Koso September 10, 2011

Pinch Meat

Take a shit.

Gotta run and pinch meat. Right back.

by Eaton Holgoode October 24, 2018

pinch that dick

An affectionate way to acknowledge a friends story about him or herself: a simple phrase used in the urban community to describe anything and everything.

tod-" hey can i borrow twent dollars?''
jeremiah-" pinch that dick playboi"
tod-"thanks man"

2. yo son, pinch that......
3. raise your glasses and pinch that dick!!!

by pauliepancakes June 24, 2013