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peanut butter jelly time 

Peanut Butter Jelly Time originated with a flash animation that showed a Banana dancing wildy about the screen rapping the following lyrics: "Peanut Butter Jelly Time Peanut Butter Jelly Time(repeats several times), Peanut Butter Jelly with a baseball bat, Peanut Butter Jelly with a baseball bat."
Use it in moments of extreme silliness, Like when class starts or something.

peanut butter trail rider 

A faggot, poofter, man lover, homosexual
I said go and get fucked you peanut butter trail rider.

peanut butter spoon 

The loser got hit by a loser so he ate a peanut butter spoon
peanut butter spoon - donut operator
peanut butter spoon by ImRed6000 September 18, 2020

Peanut butter doggy time 

When a girl puts peanut butter all over her vagina, and lets her dog into her room. Her dog then licks her vagina until all the peanut butter is gone. The woman will get sexually pleasured. This is just like a man eating a woman out, so the woman has a high chance of an orgasm.
Sally: Want to come over tonight so we can eat each other out?

Carley: I can't my mom already caught me watching lesbian porn, so now I'm grounded. Maybe next week!

Sally: Seriously, now I have to peanut butter doggy time.

Peanut Butter Wonder 

when u put peanut butter on your naughty place an let ur dog lick it off.
Sally's hands were too cold to finger herself so she grabbed some skippy an her dog an gave herself the old peanut butter trick
Peanut Butter Wonder by Jenna Talia December 20, 2004

peanut butter ice cream peter pan seats 

A seat for a luxury car made with thick brown genuine leather so as to be cold to the touch when you first sit on it yet smooth to the touch. It is commonly found in cars belonging to pimps. playas, og niggas, hata's, rappers's, or rich rich white people who have no idea what the fucks going on.
"Hit the block on some new ten thoudans dollar
rim can't explain how i feel touch the gator on the
wheel got peanut butter ice cream peter pan seats"

"man dont touch that gata on da wheel ur lucky im lettin u in mhy peanut butter ice cream peter pan seats mutha fucka"