F.R.P.S.

First Responder Pirate Syndrome is when a firefighter, cop, emt, medic etc. has been doing the job so long his tolerance for B.S. goes down and he/she starts talking like a pirate.

Chris-"Is he at end stage F.R.P.S. yet?"
Me-"Lemme check. Hey Jeff, did you finish your coastal training for '05 yet?"
The Pirate-"Arrrrrghhhh! This is bullshit!"
Tim-"Yup. Explore the space"

by IzzyW December 15, 2008

P.I.L.F.

Parent I’d Like to Fuck. Gender-neutral term for M.I.L.F/D.I.L.F.

Person A: Yo dude look at that… wait what gender are they?
Person B: IDK but they’re definitely a P.I.L.F.

by FirstThimgsSeconds June 13, 2021

F.A.P.

F.A.P. stands for "For Academic Purposes". You usually use F.A.P. when commenting on porn websites stating that you are watching porn for the greater good rather than using it to satisfy your own needs.

"Dude, are you watching porn?"

"yeah, but don't get any misconceptions, it's F.A.P."

"Oh, okay"

by <**> April 19, 2018

F.U.P.A

Fat upper pussy area

Vic limitone is so hot.
Nah bro, she gotta F.U.P.A

by Lupa12369 January 24, 2019

s.p.e.a.f

super.
phenomenal.
extraordinary.
amazing.
friend.
basically the best friend you can find

gosh, she is the ultimate s.p.e.a.f!! she has been my best friend since we were three.

by vans.girl February 11, 2020

F.U.P.

future us problem

"This will totally fall back on us!"
- "Well, that's a F.U.P."

by nachtmahr01 February 10, 2022

F.M.P

An absolute amazing series of plush characters
It’s fucking amazing and the creator Is an absolute chad

F.M.P = chad gggggggggg.

by A chaddddd May 20, 2022