Mountain oysters

Bulls nuts... broiled and full of warm splooge

That redneck over there is sucking on mountain oysters!

by Poon doctor May 11, 2019

oyster cracker

an over-worn pantyliner that smells like the dumpster behind Long John Silvers

I think Jane has an oyster cracker in her dungarees...someone open a window.

by AJ Elk January 11, 2012

Turkish Oyster

A blob of jizz on the pillow. Also known as a melted Marshmallow if it's still warm.

"I wiped up the sheets, threw the towel in the basket, put my head back on the pillow and copped a Turkish Oyster right in the eye".

by SKL Crew August 17, 2010

detroit oyster

A used condom.

My roommate keeps leaving Detroit Oysters on top of the bathroom trash.

by MizterPink May 3, 2018

Oyster-Shucking

An advanced form of the scissors sex position between two women that have severely enlarged meat curtains.

Person #1: "did you hear those weird slapping/suction noises last night?"
Person #2:"oh that was just the lesbians next door oyster-shucking"

by TurtleLovin October 30, 2023

Oregon oyster

After you cum inside her, her friend slurps it out

She asked her best friend if she would do the oregon oyster with her husband and her

by Jackade August 10, 2015

Dirty Oyster

When you have a chest infection, but still keen to give oral sex to your significant other. So you cough up a bit of green phlegm and spit it on them down under for a bit of extra lubrication.

Friend: "Hey, how have you been with this chest cold lately?"
"Yeah, good I gave my partner the Dirty Oyster last night."
Friend: "Oh that's nasty man."

by poida225005 November 28, 2021